Have I lost my mind yet?
In a fit of insanity, I called my mother today during work. What prompted me, I don't know; I hate the woman. I guess it was that bitch in accounting who just had to come over and brag about how wonderful every single one of her relationships were with every single person in her life. Something about how it makes you a better person. Say what you want, being prissy little suck-up won't land you a man. Especially not the ones your aiming for.
The phone call starts out fine until we both got past hello and I asked her if she was still pretending she's 35. She said she didn't know, am I still running around dressed like a whore? I think she's finally come to terms with the fact that I am not coming back and I am not going to be a fundraising society wife and would rather got out, get drunk, dance and have a good time than sit on my ass all evening, commenting on the weather and sipping tea. I gently reminded her that every single one of those outfits was bought with the money her and "daddy dearest" gave me in the hopes that I would quit work and come home. Then I hung up since Prissy Bitch was glaring at me from the break room. Excuse me for trying to decent conversation with my own mother, something she was preaching about not 10 minutes earlier.
Fuck, I need a drink.
The phone call starts out fine until we both got past hello and I asked her if she was still pretending she's 35. She said she didn't know, am I still running around dressed like a whore? I think she's finally come to terms with the fact that I am not coming back and I am not going to be a fundraising society wife and would rather got out, get drunk, dance and have a good time than sit on my ass all evening, commenting on the weather and sipping tea. I gently reminded her that every single one of those outfits was bought with the money her and "daddy dearest" gave me in the hopes that I would quit work and come home. Then I hung up since Prissy Bitch was glaring at me from the break room. Excuse me for trying to decent conversation with my own mother, something she was preaching about not 10 minutes earlier.
Fuck, I need a drink.