roar.
so upon going through the mail that was delivered yesterday, but i didnt get until today due to forgetfulness, i stumbled upon one of those "sorry we missed you!" cards that the post office sticks in your mailbox. apparently the thing i missed was a letter from the Dept. of Audiology[which is joined w/ the Dept. of SLP]. i assume its my letter from the program directors to tell me if i got into the program or not. and now i have to wait until after 8am tomorrow morning to go pick up the letter.
if my ass got accepted into that program, then i will officially declare Asians as my most favorite people on earth b/c of that whole fortune cookie thing....the cookie that i got the other day that said "good news will come to you by mail". and then i will definitely be eating some yummy sushi[maybe from Kyo Dai] in celebration of Asians being awesome!
but if i dont get in that i will officially dislike Asians and never trust them and their tasty little fortune cookies ever again!!
i found this list of things to do at Wal-Mart to entertain yourself and due to my absolute hatred of that godforsaken excuse for a store, i found the ideas to be pretty damn amusing. i have hi-lighted the ideas that i like a lot.
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
i miss The Brendan Leonard Show. i need to check his website and see if the dvd is out yet. if it isnt then i guess ill have to settle for watching the vhs tapes that i recorded 90% of the episodes on. stupid ABC Family channel for not renewing that show. it was damn funny and you effing know it.
well, time to go head to bed so i can get up early and literally drive to the post office like a bat out of hell. gee, this ought to be interesting...i doubt ill be able to sleep. i may take some benedryl.
if my ass got accepted into that program, then i will officially declare Asians as my most favorite people on earth b/c of that whole fortune cookie thing....the cookie that i got the other day that said "good news will come to you by mail". and then i will definitely be eating some yummy sushi[maybe from Kyo Dai] in celebration of Asians being awesome!
but if i dont get in that i will officially dislike Asians and never trust them and their tasty little fortune cookies ever again!!
i found this list of things to do at Wal-Mart to entertain yourself and due to my absolute hatred of that godforsaken excuse for a store, i found the ideas to be pretty damn amusing. i have hi-lighted the ideas that i like a lot.
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
i miss The Brendan Leonard Show. i need to check his website and see if the dvd is out yet. if it isnt then i guess ill have to settle for watching the vhs tapes that i recorded 90% of the episodes on. stupid ABC Family channel for not renewing that show. it was damn funny and you effing know it.
well, time to go head to bed so i can get up early and literally drive to the post office like a bat out of hell. gee, this ought to be interesting...i doubt ill be able to sleep. i may take some benedryl.