I really like #8 and #10 :-)
ETA: Stolen from learenth26
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thesis! - The colour of thesis is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up thesis.
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have thesis floating in their swimming pools.
- Thesis can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis!
- Thesis can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on thesis!
- There are 336 dimples on thesis.
- Thesis will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Thesis is 984 feet tall.
- The porpoise is second to thesis as the most intelligent animal on the planet!