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[idan_cohen]

Dear Internet,

I have a girlfriend in America. Her name is Leigh. She is very pretty. And smart, she has forced me to add, but then she forced to write this whole thing, so no matter. I do, despite this, love her like crazy. She's a wonderful soul, even if she doesn't believe in them.

She should be happy now. Further messages as warranted.

yrs,

Comments

[soleta]

you have a girlfriend? ew.

[kaura_nighthawk]

Odd, I thought I heard the distinct sound of a cracking whip.

>_>

(Grats on the girl.)

[eisenhart]

Your girlfriend is in America? What a coincidence! So am I.

Mwahahaha.

[reaverta]

Hm.

Internets?

[idan_cohen]

No, suprisingly enough. An actual relationship.

[reaverta]

Then why sir, if you do not mind my asking, is she in america?

It seems a somewhat nontrivial distance to commute for, say, a quick booty call.

[idan_cohen]

Well, she's in America because she refused to stay here.

It is nontrivial, but it's also not a quick booty call. So it evens out, for the moment.

[telecart]

I dunno about this man, I hear girls have cooties.