dood...you dont wanna fuck a vampire...theyre cold...and I bet they smell like ass...I mean all of the vampire movies youve seen have you ever seen a vampire take a fuckin shower??? NO...my point exactly.
well some people like to get it on with corpses. and vampires have the same feeling to it, except that they might squeal a little bit while you're doing it. but then again... you can always just rape a regular corpse and bring some porno audio book with you. I guess it's all just a question of taste
yeah but then there is always this problem where in the middle of all the fun the fucking vampire turns into a bat and just at that precise moment someone walks by and suddenly you're in need to explain why you are standing on a graveyard, naked, with a bat hanging from your dick. I hate when that happens.
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and vampires have the same feeling to it, except that they might squeal a little bit while you're doing it.
but then again... you can always just rape a regular corpse and bring some porno audio book with you.
I guess it's all just a question of taste
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I hate when that happens.
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