Yet again, I was bored.
1. You were baited by Jun-kun Aiba-chan.
2. The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
3. You’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
4. Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
5. You’re envious of the Arashi Fan Club members.
6. You’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
7. Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
8. Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
9. The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 .
10. …and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
11. When speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
12. Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
13. When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
14. No matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
15. You want a pet and name him, Momo.
16. You wish to name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD, etc.
17. Sho is unreachable.
18. Before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
19. One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
20. You’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
21. No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
22. You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
23. Your family and friends can put the names of the Arashi members to faces.
24. When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
25. You’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
26. You wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
27. You vowed not to spend money on Arashi.
28. Almost every 5 minutes after you vowed, a new photo album or single is released.
29. There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
30. Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
31. Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
32. December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”. (well, both actually XD)
33. When going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
34. When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
35. You’ve been jealous of animals.
36. You read “asahi” as “Arashi”.
37. Short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
38. Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
39. Arashi is the best group, ever.
40. When someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
41. Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
42. You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
43. You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
44. You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.You study Japanese because of Arashi.
45. You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
46. You start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
47. When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
48. Aiba is a prodigy.
49. Nino should be a professional song writer.
50. Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
51. When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
52. When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong, it annoys you.
53. You like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
54. You like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
55. You buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
56. You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
57. Many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised.
58. Now you can’t stop looking there.
59. You are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
60. Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
61. Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
62. You don’t listen to English and Chinese songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
63. You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
64. The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
65. Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
66. You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Hana Yori Dango 1 & 2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
67. Rabu Rabu rocks!
68. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
69. Life is THE END when you don’t see ARASHI for every 1-5 minutes…
70. Immediately after you wake up it’s either you shout I LOVE ARASHI or you get your MP3 PLAYER and you play ARASHI SONGS.
71. You never even bothered to notice your mom was calling you for breakfast….because you’re listening to ARASHI songs.
72. You call Arashi songs “THE” songs.
Edit: This was kind of old, and I'm even worse now. So, as you might have guessed, the purple ones are new. XD