What Time Is It?
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
Prompt time, that is. The time of year when I invite you to deluge me with prompts! The fill might be short, it might be big. I don't really care what rating it is, or who the character is as long as I've played with them before, so with that said make some prompts!
Prompt time, that is. The time of year when I invite you to deluge me with prompts! The fill might be short, it might be big. I don't really care what rating it is, or who the character is as long as I've played with them before, so with that said make some prompts!
"I'm Hermes, nice to meet you. Say, could you do me a favour?"
He hasn't even told Hermes his name yet, why would he want to do the guy any favours? Then again, this is some of only civil conversation he's ever had with Zeus' children. It's just eerie is all, and he's kinda hearing more beautiful female noises than he wants to while facing another male.
"I-I don't know, can it wait?" He turns a little bit, just to catch sight of Artemis' wet, bouncing breasts.
"Well, I guess. But see I have a bit of a problem; my thing is fertility, you see? And most of my family is fine with that, I think, because they have a lot of sex."
Yes, yes they do, he thinks dryly. Not even really paying attention, because Artemis' attendants have joined and really, there's nothing like three pairs of wet breasts and their cute pink nipples pressing together to keep a man distracted.
"Uh huh..." Thanatos nods, just to be polite.
"But my sister, Artemis, she's proving to be a bit harder." Hermes sighs, but even the sound of sadness isn't enough to make Thanatos tear his eyes away. "So, I was thinking, would you like have to sex with her?"
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"Yeah, see she's on this whole celibacy kick. I'm not sure, but she says that she 'will carry no mans child'." There's a derogatory snort immediately afterwards, and Thanatos' stomach drops a little. No mans child? So, lesbian through and through. That's going to put a damper on his fantasies.
"But, that doesn't mean no sex at all, right!? Now I can tell you're infertile-"
"Do you mind?" Thanatos hisses, finally turning around. That isn't the kind of thing you just go throwing around!
"Don't get touchy! C'mon, I don't mean to be rude, but it's a good thing. You know, in this case anyway."
Thanatos stares. When is sterility ever a good thing? Although he's starting to think it would have been great if Zeus had been sterile. Except that Artemis wouldn't exist then, and goddamn is she easy on the eyes.
"...how so?"
Hermes looks altogether waaaay to excited to reveal his plan, and smacks Thanatos' shoulder excitedly like an old chum. He does not appreciate it, but spares the chummy guy a smile anyway. The sooner he goes away, the better.
"I let her know you're infertile, right? There's no way for her to get pregnant, all she has to do is try it out. You blow her mind, right?"
"Right." Thanatos agrees skeptically. He hasn't pleased any woman before, let alone blown her mind, but Hermes doesn't need to know that.
"When she's finally on the dick wagon, I'll find her a nice, fertile male, and nine months later poof! Another baby for the brood."
...That has to be the worst plan he has ever heard, but instead Thanatos smiles, giving the newcomer a thumbs up. This will be entertaining, definitely. He can tell, just by Hermes grin.
"Oh, yeah...that sounds great! You should tell her right now, but just the first part."
"Duh." Hermes laughs, clapping his thigh. "Okay, okay wait here. I'll let her know."
The next time he meets Hermes, the God still can't walk properly. But damn it, offering a sibling for sex really can be the start of a beautiful relationship.
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