What can I say, I love these meme's:
Oh God! 17 little Gilderoy's! o.O I don't think Snape would like that very much - he'd never forgive me. Is it even humanly possible to have 17 children after you've reached the age of 26?? I'd have to have triplets ever time, and that would be....*counts on fingers*...5 births of triplets and one birth of twins. Well, I guess I'd prefer that then to shagging Lockhart 17 times to have 17 children (hey, don't say I'd have to do it more often to get pregnant for each child!). *Shudders* Especially with the state he's in right now! Plus everybody in the Wizarding community knows what he did, so he's probably lost his carreer as an author - which could be a good thing...
No, I'd prefer Oliver Wood from my last meme. Especially after the little ficlet stepps wrote as a reply. You should read it, it's hilarious!