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[icy_horus]

That stupid holiday is next week, isn't it? More kids in costumes trying to scam us for sweets, and then Lord Dio complains because their blood makes him hyper. It's like Thanksgiving, only with less fat and more sugar.

Lord Dio, if you don't mind, I'm taking that day off. One of your other human freeloaders can watch the grounds. I also want

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[un_earth]

I hope you don't include me in that human freeloader statement.

[icy_horus]

Hmmmm... well, I suppose you do earn your keep. Outside of you and Boingo I easily lose track of the people Lord Dio keeps.

[un_earth]

Earn my keep. So otherwise I wouldn't deserve to live here?

[icy_horus]

Oh come now, Versace. You know that's not what I meant. Besides, you've lived here longer than I have... I think.

[un_earth]

...What did you mean, then?

[icy_horus]

... Aw, crap...

You do deserve to live there. I simply put my talons in my beak again.

[un_earth]

As long as you don't forget that, bird.

Now, then, about the kids...We could always think of something. I'd rather not see Dio hyper. He'd start touching me.

[icy_horus]

I will not.

Agreed. We need to either divert these greedy children or scare them away. Apparently I'm not scary enough, even with my Stand.

[un_earth]

What about a few well-placed holes?

[icy_horus]

That could work, but didn't we have a hole incident a few months ago?

[un_earth]

You mean the paper boy? Wasn't my fault.

[icy_horus]

Either way, the holes are our best option. Should we make D'arby dig them?

[un_earth]

I was considering Underworld but your option would be much better.

[icy_horus]

Why should we dirty our hands/wings/Stands when someone else can do it for us?

[un_earth]

...Especially when he deserves to be somewhere dirty.

...I suppose I'll tell him, then.

[icy_horus]

Mind if I come along? To see the look on his face?