(Untitled)

[ictusincapita]

Location: Ophara City Hall
For: Anyone

*has decided he's been out of things to do for a while and is signing up for the next Opharan election for... president or prime minister - for the lulz*

Comments

[unitynstrength]

[Hay now hay. Whoever you are, you now have a confused Brigade Leader all up in your face.]

[He doesn't actually say anything, he's just glaring at a poster or a portraight (he never could remember the difference) on the wall. But he does spot you and gives you a ~glare]

[ictusincapita]

*smug strut right on by, though not without a snippy comment* Lovely weather for an eyepatch. Have you mislaid your vessel, or has your license been taken away for too much rum while at the wheel? *smirk*

[unitynstrength]

[He growls because he wants to appear menacing. But really hasn't much of an idea of what you're talking about]

I didn't think they allowed comedians in politics.

[ictusincapita]

*smiles condescendingly* I think you'll find I'm quite the talented individual, Mr....?

[unitynstrength]

Brigade Leader for the London branch of the United Kingdom State.

[He'd snap to attention, only...he can't be bothered. Instead he just sort of looks about the room, meeting his eyes at the end of his title thinger.]

And I take it that I shouldn't be referring to you as president just yet.

[ictusincapita]

No. I was Prime Minister, though. *inspects his uniform* Past your time, I believe.

[unitynstrength]

[He looks down at his uniform and back up at the past Prime Minister]

And what am I supposed to call you now?

[ictusincapita]

Harold Saxon will do, certainly. And yourself?

[unitynstrength]

[Raises an eyebrow. Which you can only just see, thanks to the eyepatch]

Brigade Leader. As I had previously stated.

[ictusincapita]

You don't have a name? How very peculiar and inhuman of you. *looks him over* When I'm running this place, I will consider keeping you on, then.

[unitynstrength]

[Someone handsome to serve? He is so there.]

In unity there is strength, Mr. Saxon.

[And he'll salute you. Because that's what he does.]

[ictusincapita]

*nods at his salute, clasping his hands behind his back* Very good. And, aside from unity, what are your strengths?

[unitynstrength]

[He has to think about this a moment. And it certainly looks like he's trying to think.]

Interrogation. Weaponry. Drills. Efficiency.

Is there anything specific you require?

[ictusincapita]

Oh, no. Not at all. I find that many of those come in handy in the less publicized efforts of peacekeeping.

[unitynstrength]

[He grunts and nods]

Yes, that's what I have found. Though the odd public display tends to keep the crowds in fear of your capabilities...

[ictusincapita]

*smiles slightly* Ah... I'm not a fan of publicized terror. In fact, my platform is that I would like to end the pointless warlike displays of the less advanced races.