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You know what the one single question is that pisses me off the most?
"WHAT'S WRONG?
I hate when people ask that.
"Oh, hey, what's wrong?"
(Cue expression of fake concern).
"Nothing."
"Oh, come on. Something's bothering you."
First problem right there. Nothing means NOTHING. Either they don't want to tell you about it, or most of the time there really is nothing. So get off their case. And when there really is something wrong...
"Well, my mom died, I have straight F's, and I was contracted with genital herpes."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!"
(Cue meaningless hug, while the person just thinks about which person they'd like to bone the most or what they are having for lunch, then run away right away to look for that one person and try to get in their pants.)
Thanks, bitch. Looks like you care a whole lot.
Next person to ask me that, I swear I will punch them right in the face. Maybe that's too harsh. Maybe I'll just slap you. It adds more of the element of shame. Wonderful.
But what makes it so funny is that I'm not even kidding.
"WHAT'S WRONG?
I hate when people ask that.
"Oh, hey, what's wrong?"
(Cue expression of fake concern).
"Nothing."
"Oh, come on. Something's bothering you."
First problem right there. Nothing means NOTHING. Either they don't want to tell you about it, or most of the time there really is nothing. So get off their case. And when there really is something wrong...
"Well, my mom died, I have straight F's, and I was contracted with genital herpes."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!"
(Cue meaningless hug, while the person just thinks about which person they'd like to bone the most or what they are having for lunch, then run away right away to look for that one person and try to get in their pants.)
Thanks, bitch. Looks like you care a whole lot.
Next person to ask me that, I swear I will punch them right in the face. Maybe that's too harsh. Maybe I'll just slap you. It adds more of the element of shame. Wonderful.
But what makes it so funny is that I'm not even kidding.