My relationship w/ Persona 4:

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Me: Yaaay! P4 came early! :D
P4: Hey. :) You've been waiting 2 months for me, yea? Oooh too bad I came on THE DAY YOU HAVE YOUR LATE CLASS MWAHA! I...mean. I'll be here waiting for you when you get home! :D
Me: Yay!

Later:

Me: Yay you're so awesome P4! I love you so much! :huggles:
P4: :) Oh..I forgot to tell you that I have REENFORCEMENTS during battle...thats alright, right?
Me: Um..I guess. I still love you.
P4: And they, like, ALWAYS come when you're half dead. Not a prob?
Me: Well...I can always use Media....
P4: Awesome. :) Oh, and theres no healing in the dungeon, you alright w/ that too?
Me: ...Um. Sure. You're...still cool....Crap I died.
P4: Yea, sorry about that. You dont mind doing this whole section 50 times, right? You're gonna die a lot.
Me: You're an ass. :( I don't like you anymore. But I can't stop playing you...you're like an abusive boyfriend.

Now:

Me: GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU P4! HATE YOU!!!!!!
P4: Hey hey. :( That hurts my feelings. :( Here - I'll let you kick some ass for awhile! :D :lets me have a ton of 1st advantages in battle:
Me: Yay! I love you again! <3
P4: Mwahahahaaaaaaaa
Me: What was that?
P4: Nothing...nooothing.....>:)