TRACEY'S POEMS:
1) Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me... [Nov. 17th, 2003|01:11 pm]
Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is ok b/c it makes me feel free.
His teeth are so distorded and twisted
When he barks we all get a little misted.
Sometimes when i am mad i hit him with my fist
but then i feel bad and give him a kiss.
Someday i will get him doggy braces
But for now he will just have to get all those faces
of disgusted looks and sprays mase-es.
I do feel bad for Toby, i must say
if i could shoot him i think i may.
Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is okay b/c he makes me feel free...
2) My foot is painfully itching
My foot is painfully itching
I really wish it would stop
If it doesn't stop soon I may beat if with a mop.
Now it is all pussey and filled with white goo
It is so big it cant fit in my shoe.
I cannot stop itching my foot you see
I dont even stop when i go pee.
The pain is unbearable and soon it will pop
Then i will clean it up with that mop.
Now it feels better and the goo is all gone
I kinda miss that wonderfull itch, i want it back mon
So i shall scratch and scratch until it comes back
I misses that lil painfull scratch.
It hurts so bad, I think it's infected
My itch doesn't like me- I feel rejected..
Good GO AWAY- I dont want you here!
That's right,the itch is all gone and now my foot is clear.
No more painful foot itch
It left me, that lil' bitch!
3) I gave Toby a Dorito
I gave Toby a Dorito, and he loved it so,
now he's staring at me, i want him to go,
big black eyes, no beginning and no end,
fucking hampster dog you are my friend.
Yes he has twisted teeth, and his breath is rank
But i love him still, even tho his head is blank.
I just gave you one dorito, that is no reason to stay
Why don't you just get the fuck away!!!
I really get angry at this fucking oversized cat
I just want to skin him and use him as a mat.
how funny is that,
it would be a 2x2 mat, if that!
The dog is real small, yes smaller than that,
Yes god dammit, smaller than a bat..
GET THE FUCK AWAY dark eyed dog
you are starring at me as if i were one dorito log
I am not, and no, you can not eat me
NOW beat it before i beat you with my boney knee!!!
Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is ok b/c it makes me feel free.
His teeth are so distorded and twisted
When he barks we all get a little misted.
Sometimes when i am mad i hit him with my fist
but then i feel bad and give him a kiss.
Someday i will get him doggy braces
But for now he will just have to get all those faces
of disgusted looks and sprays mase-es.
I do feel bad for Toby, i must say
if i could shoot him i think i may.
Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is okay b/c he makes me feel free...
2) My foot is painfully itching
My foot is painfully itching
I really wish it would stop
If it doesn't stop soon I may beat if with a mop.
Now it is all pussey and filled with white goo
It is so big it cant fit in my shoe.
I cannot stop itching my foot you see
I dont even stop when i go pee.
The pain is unbearable and soon it will pop
Then i will clean it up with that mop.
Now it feels better and the goo is all gone
I kinda miss that wonderfull itch, i want it back mon
So i shall scratch and scratch until it comes back
I misses that lil painfull scratch.
It hurts so bad, I think it's infected
My itch doesn't like me- I feel rejected..
Good GO AWAY- I dont want you here!
That's right,the itch is all gone and now my foot is clear.
No more painful foot itch
It left me, that lil' bitch!
3) I gave Toby a Dorito
I gave Toby a Dorito, and he loved it so,
now he's staring at me, i want him to go,
big black eyes, no beginning and no end,
fucking hampster dog you are my friend.
Yes he has twisted teeth, and his breath is rank
But i love him still, even tho his head is blank.
I just gave you one dorito, that is no reason to stay
Why don't you just get the fuck away!!!
I really get angry at this fucking oversized cat
I just want to skin him and use him as a mat.
how funny is that,
it would be a 2x2 mat, if that!
The dog is real small, yes smaller than that,
Yes god dammit, smaller than a bat..
GET THE FUCK AWAY dark eyed dog
you are starring at me as if i were one dorito log
I am not, and no, you can not eat me
NOW beat it before i beat you with my boney knee!!!