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Jun 26, 2005 23:59

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old lj entries i found....LOL trec June 28 2005, 02:32:22 UTC
OMG MARCI....

just going back in time to read old LJ entries.... craziness...here are a few...HAHAHA

OMG, today or tomorrow, i am not sure, me and marci are going to go to the bank and get a $6 million dollar loan and buy land in wherever we were at that mcDonalds, anywho, we are going to build a pimped out cave, I would tell you all about it BUT i dont trust you, what if you steal our idea. :l

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JV and her painful perfume, *ouch* *cramping* -- did a good job tho.
Props to marci for the toothpick.

JV-- WHATS UP MAN-- YOU DOWN WITH MY BROTHER OR NOT... IS IT A HOOK UP.. YOU GOTTA MEET HIM... MARCI ARRANGE IT PLEASE! YOU-- eh hem, you work out the detailoties and everything will work out...

YOGALOTIES!

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I went to the christmas parade today, it was fun, i love chillin wit my girl...

Guess who called???????????????????! KYLE RHODES! yea, i do miss him he was a funny stoner guy. His laugh is one of a kind HUH HUH!!

anywho, i am tired and shit so bed, will write tomo, marci spending nite!
Marci loves kyle man she cant stop thinking bout him... yay!

Its kyle, thats a mean joke, then im like what... HEWWO!!! hi!

well i hade lots of fun toinite CCC si si si yes yes yes!!

love bye

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eyb eyb

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Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is ok b/c it makes me feel free.
His teeth are so distorded and twisted
When he barks we all get a little misted.
Sometimes when i am mad i hit him with my fist
but then i feel bad and give him a kiss.
Someday i will get him doggy braces
But for now he will just have to get all those faces
of disgusted looks and sprays of mase-es.
I do feel bad for Toby, i must say
if i could shoot him i think i may.
Toby has buck teeth and is starring at me
But it is okay b/c he makes me feel free...

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My foot is painfully itching
I really wish it would stop
If it doesn't stop soon I may beat if with a mop.
Now it is all pussey and filled with white goo
It is so big it cant fit in my shoe.
I cannot stop itching my foot you see
I dont even stop when i go pee.
The pain is unbearable and soon it will pop
Then i will clean it up with that mop.
Now it feels better and the goo is all gone
I kinda miss that wonderfull itch, i want it back mon
So i shall scratch and scratch until it comes back
I misses that lil painfull scratch.
It hurts so bad, I think it's infected
My itch doesn't like me- I feel rejected..
Good GO AWAY- I dont want you here!
That's right,the itch is all gone and now my foot is clear.
No more painful foot itch
It left me, that lil' bitch!

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I gave Toby a Dorito, and he loved it so,
now he's staring at me, i want him to go,
big black eyes, no beginning and no end,
fucking hampster dog you are my friend.
Yes he has twisted teeth, and his breath is rank
But i love him still, even tho his head is blank.
I just gave you one dorito, that is no reason to stay
Why don't you just get the fuck away!!!
I really get angry at this fucking oversized cat
I just want to skin him and use him as a mat.
how funny is that,
it would be a 2x2 mat, if that!
The dog is real small, yes smaller than that,
Yes god dammit, smaller than a bat..
GET THE FUCK AWAY dark eyed dog
you are starring at me as if i were one dorito log
I am not, and no, you can not eat me
NOW beat it before i beat you with my boney knee!!!

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I JUST NOW..YES JUST NOW, HAD A 2 MINUTE CONVERSATION, WHICH WAS 2 MINUTES TOO LONG with-- I can't even say it...... I WAS SOOOO SCARED I ALMOST PISSED MYESELF....
I heard his raspy voice and was like -- OMFG that is NOT marci...that is....
DUN DUN DUN ...... MR. TAYLOR!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: old lj entries i found....LOL icram123 June 30 2005, 12:26:11 UTC
why does your LJ name have a line through it?

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