Never a dull moment

[icprncs]

We spent a good portion of the morning in the emergency room--not for me (I'm fine, though still a little bit sore), but for Kevin, who began a mammoth session of digestive distress at about 1 a.m. The ER visit was mostly because it was needed to get him excused from duty today

Comments

[sistawendy]

Mail sent. I'm postponing. Tell your beau to get well soon or else.

[krautboy]

Beau Bridges is sick?!

[icprncs]

That's not even contextually funny. Get some better material.

[krautboy]

Julian is twice the woman you'll ever be.

[icprncs]

There are so many levels of insult contained in that--I can't decide whether to laugh till I bust my stitches, or be hideously offended.

[krautboy]

You know what I meant. I mean, A/S/L?

[icprncs]

I know exactly what you meant. That's part of the reason I'm offended. :P (Why *wouldn't* I be outraged on behalf of my gender at the thought of having to claim Julian?)

[krautboy]

Well, what do you expect when you reply to me by quoting her?

[icprncs]

I've learned not to expect much at all from you.

But I know who Beau Bridges is, at least.

[krautboy]

Congratulations. But what does he have to do with a/s/l guy?

[icprncs]

I am going to fuck you in the ear with a hatchet.

[krautboy]

And we finally have the phrase that pays!

[icprncs]

GIS has zero results for the combination "hatchet ear fuck."

I cry little black tears of despair.

[krautboy]

Prude.

[icprncs]

Yes. Duh.

Links of that sort are acceptable, but not direct posts.

[krautboy]

Now where is the fun is THAT?

Oh I get it. That picture got you all excited and you want it all to yourself. Kevin, you lucky dog!