forgot!

[icouldtellyouto]

I confess! You caught me! I totally forgot about this thing, it's the CSI:Miami marathons on SpikeTV I swear.

Anyway, how are things?

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[distortedcanvas]

Are you actually watching those?

Things are good, actually. I have a bear rug.

[icouldtellyouto]

I have it on mute! It's easier to understand the plot if I can't hear them.

A real bear rug?

[distortedcanvas]

I didn't know they had plots.

I think it's fake. But it looks like a bear! His name is Paco.

[icouldtellyouto]

Neither did I! Apparently? They solve crimes.

Oh well that's a very fitting name for a bear rug. I think it suits him.

[distortedcanvas]

No way! I thought they just listened to The Who all day.

He works best as a cape. He might totally fit your style.

[icouldtellyouto]

I thought they took off their sunglasses all day.

I'm not big into the bear rug capes, he might clash with my outfit.

[distortedcanvas]

But to take them off all day they have to put them back on again first.

Aw, why? Are you wearing one of those moose sweaters?

[icouldtellyouto]

Behind the scenes action!

I still don't own a moose sweater, but no it's just July and hot, so bear rug won't go with tank top and shorts.

[distortedcanvas]

I could draw a moose on a tank top for you. It might look funky but you'd know what it was.

[icouldtellyouto]

Only if you fingerpaint. Which may or may not be an excuse for me to have you accidentally cop a feel.

[distortedcanvas]

I can do fingerpaints. It would be like turkeys, round two.

[icouldtellyouto]

Turkeys Two: Revenge of the Moose.

[distortedcanvas]

Starring David Caruso! It all comes full circle!

[icouldtellyouto]

Excellent! We'll save his career and make sure to write in small sentences for him.