Scientology Quiz
1. Have you ever enslaved a population? "Enslaved?"
I like to think that the smurfs saw me as a god, yeah.
2. Have you ever debased a nation's currency?
I wiped my ass with a $2 bill that some guy tried to pay with for an onion burst side when I worked at Grizzlebee's last summer but then quit because I refused to deliver any more tankards of tonic water to old lady smithfern's house because she always bitched even if the order was perfect which it never was because she was a bitch so we spit in her food but one time she found out and called the cops but they hated her too so they told her to go fuck herself and she did
3. Have you ever killed the wrong person?
I'll kill you?
4. Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?
Only to find it was silver
5. Have you ever been a professional critic?
Yes
6. Have you ever wiped out a family?
Of badgers, with my real dad in hawaii
7. Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?
I'm sane.
8. Have you consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
It's perfectly natural, the things I've done.
9. Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
No, because I heard that nucelar waste makes your wee wee fall off
10. Have you ever made love to a dead body?
Only pictures
11. Have you ever engaged in piracy?
Yo, Hoe! Yo, Hoe! A pimp's life for me! :):):):):):)
12. Have you ever been a pimp?
As a matter of fact, I have!
13. Have you ever eaten a human body?
Only the juicy parts;)
14. Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?
Yeah, one time my girlfriend pissed me off so I hit her with my class ring and it made her bleed. Do you want me to do the same to you??!?
15. Have you ever exterminated a species?
You don't see any Hawaiian Badgers nowadays, do ya?
16. Have you ever been a professional executioner?
Easiest job in the world as long as you've got no conscience
17. Have you ever given robots a bad name?
I believe that robots go against ethic
18. Have you ever set a booby trap?
Yeah, and I caught a whole haul of them
19. Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?
I'd give my life for Coach Farns!
I like to think that the smurfs saw me as a god, yeah.
2. Have you ever debased a nation's currency?
I wiped my ass with a $2 bill that some guy tried to pay with for an onion burst side when I worked at Grizzlebee's last summer but then quit because I refused to deliver any more tankards of tonic water to old lady smithfern's house because she always bitched even if the order was perfect which it never was because she was a bitch so we spit in her food but one time she found out and called the cops but they hated her too so they told her to go fuck herself and she did
3. Have you ever killed the wrong person?
I'll kill you?
4. Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?
Only to find it was silver
5. Have you ever been a professional critic?
Yes
6. Have you ever wiped out a family?
Of badgers, with my real dad in hawaii
7. Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?
I'm sane.
8. Have you consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
It's perfectly natural, the things I've done.
9. Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
No, because I heard that nucelar waste makes your wee wee fall off
10. Have you ever made love to a dead body?
Only pictures
11. Have you ever engaged in piracy?
Yo, Hoe! Yo, Hoe! A pimp's life for me! :):):):):):)
12. Have you ever been a pimp?
As a matter of fact, I have!
13. Have you ever eaten a human body?
Only the juicy parts;)
14. Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?
Yeah, one time my girlfriend pissed me off so I hit her with my class ring and it made her bleed. Do you want me to do the same to you??!?
15. Have you ever exterminated a species?
You don't see any Hawaiian Badgers nowadays, do ya?
16. Have you ever been a professional executioner?
Easiest job in the world as long as you've got no conscience
17. Have you ever given robots a bad name?
I believe that robots go against ethic
18. Have you ever set a booby trap?
Yeah, and I caught a whole haul of them
19. Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?
I'd give my life for Coach Farns!