Sweet Charity
Okay, so I'm offering my services up to the highest bidder - for charity, mind you! There are two different auctions you can bid on:
1. I will write a story of at least 2,000 words in any of the following fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, House, M.D., Jeeves and Wooster, Sandman. I'm happiest writing NC-17, but I will write something less explicit if that's what you'd prefer. Kink or vanilla, solo, pair, threesome or moresome, het, slash, or femmeslash, it's all good. I don't do crossovers, but I'm willing to attempt any pairing in any of those fandoms with the exception of parent/child incest. I can do snark and humour mixed with smut, or I can do dark and angsty fic, or I can do good old-fashioned porn, it's your choice.
2. I'll make 20 icons of your choice in any of the following fandoms: Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Blackadder, Clone High, Firefly, Futurama, House M.D., The Lion in Winter, Lord of the Rings, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Office (UK), Venture Bros. If you have a different fandom you'd like me to attempt, just ask and I'll let you know - I may ask you to supply images if it's something I don't own and can't get good caps for online. I can also do text-only icons (you supply the text) or stock icons (just give me a theme to work with). I'm happy for you to have any level of involvement you want, from picking the individual images and/or text to be used to giving me a general topic and letting me work my magic!
The auction starts on Sept. 9 and runs until Sept. 22, and the proceeds will go to RAINN, a most worthy charity. If you feel so inclined, please head over and bid on me - not only is it for a good cause, but it'll make me feel all squishy inside :) Also, you can pimp me there - if you think my work is extra-super-awesome, please tell the world! :)
(cross-posted to all my journals, apologies if you see this more than once)