I'll just assume wearing a black robe is still a bit too much.
I am sitting here in my robe and pajamas, waiting. Today, I am waiting for court and all the attendant administrata of judges and paperwork to come to a head. Not in person this time, however, but via telephone. Thus the pajamas, as I find myself curious to know what it's like to address a judge while wearing a robe of my own, even if mine is red and fuzzy. In one half of an hour I will call the court and be on the phone for some indeterminate amount of time. Once this is done I will have a new box to check on forms.