the whitehats are coming....
Ah yes...another evening at "The Fly", my favorite townie bar.
You know, it would have been the perfect evening there if it weren't for a few things...
1.) The whitehat militia was out in full force. (frogonmytoe understands what that refers to...)
2.) Some preppy asshole kept blowing smoke in my face. I gave him an ugly stare...he took the hint.
3.) When the whitehat militia decends on "The Fly", the bar clowns aren't far behind. Tonight was no different.
4.) JoJo was out of town, so it was just Travellin' Dan and myself. I can't make jokes about Dan's sister and have them be funny if it's only him there. I need an audience, ya know?
Anyhow, in other news...my 18 year old brother is dating another high school girl (according to mom). That may or may not be true. If not....good. I'd like for him to stay out of jail.
If so....D-U-M-B-A-S-S.
You know, it would have been the perfect evening there if it weren't for a few things...
1.) The whitehat militia was out in full force. (frogonmytoe understands what that refers to...)
2.) Some preppy asshole kept blowing smoke in my face. I gave him an ugly stare...he took the hint.
3.) When the whitehat militia decends on "The Fly", the bar clowns aren't far behind. Tonight was no different.
4.) JoJo was out of town, so it was just Travellin' Dan and myself. I can't make jokes about Dan's sister and have them be funny if it's only him there. I need an audience, ya know?
Anyhow, in other news...my 18 year old brother is dating another high school girl (according to mom). That may or may not be true. If not....good. I'd like for him to stay out of jail.
If so....D-U-M-B-A-S-S.