two years in the valley...
Well, it's been almost two full years that I've lived here now.
The most amazing thing is that I haven't gotten and females pregnant here yet (as far as I know). The valley is crazy like that. To me, it seems like the pregnancy capital of the world. It's the stuff of conspiracy theories.
So, I was checking out at the grocery store today....and the checkout girl in my lane was nice lookin'....
"Wow, she's seriously cute."
(sees protruding belly)
"....and obviously I'm not the first person to think so, either."
So...it would seem that all women here are either....
1.) Married
2.) Pregnant
3.) Mental
*bangs head against wall repeatedly*
The most amazing thing is that I haven't gotten and females pregnant here yet (as far as I know). The valley is crazy like that. To me, it seems like the pregnancy capital of the world. It's the stuff of conspiracy theories.
So, I was checking out at the grocery store today....and the checkout girl in my lane was nice lookin'....
"Wow, she's seriously cute."
(sees protruding belly)
"....and obviously I'm not the first person to think so, either."
So...it would seem that all women here are either....
1.) Married
2.) Pregnant
3.) Mental
*bangs head against wall repeatedly*