It's the end of the world as we know it...
...and I'm sipping a martini.
I can't believe all the nonsense last week about the duct tape and plastic sheeting.
It makes you wonder if they did it as a joke just to see if they could incite panic.
While everyone's shopping list looked like this:
Gas Masks
Plastic Sheeting
Duct Tape
Canned Goods
Bottled Water
...my shopping list looked like this:
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Vermouth
Olives (pimentos removed, of course)
Various good books
Seriously, folks...like Osama, Saddam, of Kim Jong Il is interested in Appleton, WI. I mean, most americans are barely interested in what goes on here, let along someone plotting the downfall of western civilization.
I can't believe all the nonsense last week about the duct tape and plastic sheeting.
It makes you wonder if they did it as a joke just to see if they could incite panic.
While everyone's shopping list looked like this:
Gas Masks
Plastic Sheeting
Duct Tape
Canned Goods
Bottled Water
...my shopping list looked like this:
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Vermouth
Olives (pimentos removed, of course)
Various good books
Seriously, folks...like Osama, Saddam, of Kim Jong Il is interested in Appleton, WI. I mean, most americans are barely interested in what goes on here, let along someone plotting the downfall of western civilization.