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kanadiankendall April 26 2006, 01:39:32 UTC
Basic:

Name: kendall
Age: 19 going on 50
Location: chicago
Height: 5'8"
Hair (color nd style): kinda black, kinda brown, mostly short.
Eyes: blue/grey
Piercings/tattoos: 4-5 tattoos, 12 or so piercings

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? dumpster diving
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? elliott smith, bright eyes, broken social scene
3. Do you drink/smoke?? guilty
4. Do you like the beach? yes, but I don't like jelly fish
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? yeah, but only if you put out
6. Do you like movies? yeah.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? yeah, but only if we can braid each other's hair whilst doing so
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? no, we would be much too busy spitting on people
9. If not what would we be doing? see above
10. Do you play an instrument? uh-huh
11. If so...what? guitar, piano, mandolin, banjo, harmonica, ukelele, bagpipes, tin whistle, your body..
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? oh, god yeah.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 229032
14. Favorite body part on a guy? back and manly facial stubble
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? I'm a cool cat.
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? all of the above.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? yes, but only in inappropriate places.

What Would You do if...
I cried: give you a little cuddle
I said I liked you: tell you homosexuality is wrong!!
I kissed you: slap you.
I wanted to have sex with you: tell you homosexuality is wrong!!
I touched your ass: poop on your hand
I was hospitalized: send you a nice letter
I ran away from home: give you some sandwiches and a pocket knife for the road
I got in a fight and you were there: cheer for the opponent. ha, just kidding.
I got dumped: give you ice cream and chocolate
I pissed you off: annoy you until you forgive me

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Have sex with me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:

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