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Alright the event goes as follows, for anyone reading this, you have heard this story three times so you can scroll it up. Anyways, two days ago I got an email from Asha saying I need to talk to you about our relationship and stuff, although in her poor grammer/spelling/lingo, it came out MUCH more frazzled and took a good thirty minutes to decode between three chicks. SO I know this is bad no one emails you and says they've been thinking and kinda want to talk to you about "us" without dumping the person, or saying they are thinking about dumping a person, then again I've never been dumped before so really, how should I know. Anyways so after two days of badgering her to no avail (bitch) I get my big tough older sister to insinuate I'm hurting and umm, hey maybe you should call her or something, cause well she's sad and annoying, so she promises and promises that she will call at eleven yesterday, she didn't, of course. But it was okay cause we were making bets on how unlikely her calling me would be, it was funny, we were waiting for two people to call and the most unlikely person called, Holly, by the way thanks for being loyal dude, and really thanks for the plane ticket!!! so no call yesterday, and then finally she went on MSN so I nabbed her, and she made me call her... AND told me the same shit as before, I'm not ready for a relationship... and I think she said no sex, which hurt, and eventually I think, but not related to the sex thing somehow asked if she could stay here a bit... like two weeks or something when she gets down, which is gonna piss Liz off all to hell when she reads this, but what I got from the conversation was Fuck Asha I'm getting drunk and thne crying for waiting the three months to be told shes not ready yet... I don't want to be rebound girl but I don't want to get rid of her.. and really two weeks with Asha is like a dream come true, but I'm not sure how long it will until Liz officially kills her in her sleep, or how mad I actually will be... or not rather.. man this is driving me nuts.. I didn't even attempt one pathetic joke in this entire post... so whatever later.. by the way half a post without the "elipsis" yeah I'm a thug...