Heyyyyy
So, if you feel guilty for not having come visited me in the past year, then boy do I have news for you! Absolution of your sins!
That's right, this one time offer allows me to forgive you for not visiting me in Jacksonville, and all you have to do is come to my birthday party on August 18th!*
*party participants must also participate in Ian's Moving Party, an event directly preceding Ian's Birthday Party.
Really I just need a couple of people to help me move. Though the highest quality of beer is assured to all guests, the company may be questionable.
That's right, this one time offer allows me to forgive you for not visiting me in Jacksonville, and all you have to do is come to my birthday party on August 18th!*
*party participants must also participate in Ian's Moving Party, an event directly preceding Ian's Birthday Party.
Really I just need a couple of people to help me move. Though the highest quality of beer is assured to all guests, the company may be questionable.