[Vault 3]

[icod]

[cough]

Some one mind tellin'  me... how long I've been out... and why there's an egg sitting next to me...

[groan] I feel like crap...

Comments

[spicysoursweet]

Wow sounds to me like you just had your first maiming. Congratulations they say the first time is always the hardest.

Take care of that egg kid, it's your partner now.

[icod]

Ugh... you again... screw off, lady. Not in the mood...

[spicysoursweet]

[Instead of replying via comm suddenly the nurse who had slipped in to check on his chart looks at him and speaks in that distinctive voice]

Man when you get maimed you know how to do it don't you? Almost didn't make it which would be sad, you're too pretty to die.

[How did she find him?! Where did that nurse outfit come from? Do not question Haruko's mad skills son!]

[icod]

SHI--!!

[deargod Ninja-ing skills that rival Edrear's. That's terrifying...]

[spicysoursweet]

So then...[Sits on the bed and levels a dangerous look at him] Tell Nurse Haru-chan where it hurts~ <3

[icod]

[trying to scoot as far away as the bed will possibly let him.]

You're not a nurse, and I'm not tellin' you crap, lady.

[spicysoursweet]

Aw come on now, all I wanna do is make you feel all better~

[Dangerous gleam in her eye]

Because if people play rough and get hurt then a nurse like me will just have to administer some "Tough love".

[icod]

[glares back]

I don't need other people fighting my damn battles for me.

[says the Tower Guard that can't actually fight]

[spicysoursweet]

[Produces a double necked guitar from...god knows where and plugs it into the heart monitor for some reason strumming idly, not actually making music just making noise.]

So you didn't need that guy who brought you in here to drag your bleeding corpse to the hospital? You know some people would call that a death wish.

[icod]

...

[He doesn't answer, but he does flop over on his side (ignoring how damn much that hurt) and pulls the blanket over his head.]

[spicysoursweet]

Oooo touched a nerve there.

[Strum]

So what are you gonna do goldylocks? Heal up and put this whole terrible mess behind you? That'd be the mature thing to do I suppose...not that much fun but eh.

[icod]

I'unno what I'm gonna do...

I want Edrear here, damnit...

[spicysoursweet]

You could...oh I dunno...learn how to fight? Defend yourself? Wreck unholy terror on the world at large, become a brooding crimefighter to avenge your fallen partner?

[Strum]

[icod]

Tch. And they call me insane...

You're a few popcorns short of a Cracker Jack box, lady.

[spicysoursweet]

We're all mad here, the only way you'll ever fit in in the psyche ward is to go a little mad yourself, then the world will make sense.

[icod]

I like the way I am, thanks.