[Vault 7] : [(Accidental?) Video]
[At some point Edaniel's comm turned on to the video function. How and why is unknown, for a good five minutes its focused on a random wall in his apartment, with the backs of chairs just barely visible in frame. Eventually Edaniel comes pacing by, walking in and out of frame several times, seemingly muttering to himself while rubbing his hands across his face, his green tail twitching irritably. Timo can be heard off screen.]
Edaniel? What in the world is wrong with you?
[Edaniel stops walking and turns to face wherever Timo is.]
I can't take it anymore.
... can't... take what... ?
I can't take it anymore! [flail] I'm trying to keep myself from scaring him off, but I just can't do it!
... I assume you're speaking of your boyfriend.
Yes!
And what could you possibly do that would scare him off?
... [Edaniel's cheeks puff up, and suddenly he just... verbally explodes. He starts ranting like there is no tomorrow, going on and on about the most random things imaginable, most of which make no sense and have no connection to anything ever. There's a lot of mentions of communism for some strange reason, oreos are mentioned at least three times, he brings up apartheid for no conceivable reason except for the fact that its a funny word (which he ALSO makes note of and then takes another thirty seconds to LIST twenty other "funny" words) and when its all said and done he finally ends it with a very loud declaration of--]
--AND EISENHOWER'S PANTALOONS!
[when he's done, he stands there panting, and Timo just seems... stunned in to silence. Its another minute before either of them speaks again]
Well that was certainly... ... why?
Because.
... I see. ... I believe your D-Comm is recording. Have fun with that aftermath.
[Timo walks away (not seen) and Edaniel turns to stare at the D-Comm on the table with a somewhat horrified expression before he goes lunging at it, and a very loud CRASH precedes the comm actually turning off]
Edaniel? What in the world is wrong with you?
[Edaniel stops walking and turns to face wherever Timo is.]
I can't take it anymore.
... can't... take what... ?
I can't take it anymore! [flail] I'm trying to keep myself from scaring him off, but I just can't do it!
... I assume you're speaking of your boyfriend.
Yes!
And what could you possibly do that would scare him off?
... [Edaniel's cheeks puff up, and suddenly he just... verbally explodes. He starts ranting like there is no tomorrow, going on and on about the most random things imaginable, most of which make no sense and have no connection to anything ever. There's a lot of mentions of communism for some strange reason, oreos are mentioned at least three times, he brings up apartheid for no conceivable reason except for the fact that its a funny word (which he ALSO makes note of and then takes another thirty seconds to LIST twenty other "funny" words) and when its all said and done he finally ends it with a very loud declaration of--]
--AND EISENHOWER'S PANTALOONS!
[when he's done, he stands there panting, and Timo just seems... stunned in to silence. Its another minute before either of them speaks again]
Well that was certainly... ... why?
Because.
... I see. ... I believe your D-Comm is recording. Have fun with that aftermath.
[Timo walks away (not seen) and Edaniel turns to stare at the D-Comm on the table with a somewhat horrified expression before he goes lunging at it, and a very loud CRASH precedes the comm actually turning off]