A Consideration of Days of the Week
Someone's Away Message:
"The only child has difficulties with every independent activity and, sooner or later, they become useless in life." Psychologist Alfred Adler (1870 - 1937)
As an only child, I wish I could say Dr. Adler was incorrect, but, of course, I can't.
I say: you know, i've been considering this only child away message of yours for quite some time, and i have refrained from asking this because i didn't want to pry, but are you trying to say that you have problems masturbating?... your silence only confirms my suspicions...the good news is that i think they have something to fix that
-I hope it's drugs
of course. i mean, there are only two things that could fix it: drugs or another person. and i'm not bold enough to offer myself. only because it's a tuesday.
-if it were Sunday, of course. different story. the Lord's day is a day for giving.
clearly. i wonder, then, what is the day for receiving...
-hmm..Thursday
no, that's for getting drunk
"The only child has difficulties with every independent activity and, sooner or later, they become useless in life." Psychologist Alfred Adler (1870 - 1937)
As an only child, I wish I could say Dr. Adler was incorrect, but, of course, I can't.
I say: you know, i've been considering this only child away message of yours for quite some time, and i have refrained from asking this because i didn't want to pry, but are you trying to say that you have problems masturbating?... your silence only confirms my suspicions...the good news is that i think they have something to fix that
-I hope it's drugs
of course. i mean, there are only two things that could fix it: drugs or another person. and i'm not bold enough to offer myself. only because it's a tuesday.
-if it were Sunday, of course. different story. the Lord's day is a day for giving.
clearly. i wonder, then, what is the day for receiving...
-hmm..Thursday
no, that's for getting drunk