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[Have a wet, disgruntled, redhead, guys. He's got a popsicle stick in his mouth, lacking the 'pop' and he frowns at the camera.]
Yo, anyone here wanna tell me what the hell this place is? This some Atlantica rip-off or something? Someone better call their lawyers.
Nevertheless, you, dear citizens of unnamed city, have a grumpy mister kidnappee on your hands so, draw straws and decide who gets the pleasure of showing me around!
Or, feh, just tellin' me the way outta here.