Wise words from a friend...
words of wisdom for those who take life too seriously 18 days ago
Save the whales collect the whole set
a day without sunshine is, like, night
on the other hand , you have diffrent fingers
i just got lost in thought. it was unfamiliar territory
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
i feel i am diagonally parked in a parallel universe
you have the rite to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you
i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
honk if you love peace and quiet
Remember: half the people you know are below average
nothing is foolproof to a talented fool
atheism is a non-prophet organisation
the early bird may get the worm , but the second mouse gets the cheese
i drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
borrow money from a pessimist: he doesnt expect to be repaid
my mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in all states
if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
a conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
experience is something you dont get until just after you need it
for every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
never do a card trick for the group you play poker with
no one is listening until you make a mistake
success always occurs in private and failure in full view
the colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
the hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread
the severity of the itch is inversley proportional to the ability to reach it
to steal ideas from one person is plagerism; to steal from many is research
to succeed in politics, it is oftem necessary to rise above your principles
monday is an awufl way to spend one-seventh of your life
two wrongs are only the beginning
the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
the sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up
a clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
get a new car for your spouse: it'll be a great trade!!
plan to be spontaneous
always try to be modest and proud of it!
if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
how many of you believe in telekinesis? raise my hand....
love may be blind, but marriage is the real eyeopener
if at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isnt for you
he who hesitates is probably right
everybody repeat after me" "we are all individuals"
Save the whales collect the whole set
a day without sunshine is, like, night
on the other hand , you have diffrent fingers
i just got lost in thought. it was unfamiliar territory
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
i feel i am diagonally parked in a parallel universe
you have the rite to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you
i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
honk if you love peace and quiet
Remember: half the people you know are below average
nothing is foolproof to a talented fool
atheism is a non-prophet organisation
the early bird may get the worm , but the second mouse gets the cheese
i drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
borrow money from a pessimist: he doesnt expect to be repaid
my mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in all states
if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
a conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
experience is something you dont get until just after you need it
for every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
never do a card trick for the group you play poker with
no one is listening until you make a mistake
success always occurs in private and failure in full view
the colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
the hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread
the severity of the itch is inversley proportional to the ability to reach it
to steal ideas from one person is plagerism; to steal from many is research
to succeed in politics, it is oftem necessary to rise above your principles
monday is an awufl way to spend one-seventh of your life
two wrongs are only the beginning
the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
the sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up
a clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
get a new car for your spouse: it'll be a great trade!!
plan to be spontaneous
always try to be modest and proud of it!
if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
how many of you believe in telekinesis? raise my hand....
love may be blind, but marriage is the real eyeopener
if at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isnt for you
he who hesitates is probably right
everybody repeat after me" "we are all individuals"