an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals?

[ickledurl]

criminal pink Stats

Formed:
29th June 2005

Split:
4th February 2008

Best Album:
'Pubic Offsides Dauby Milneb Dwarfing Deficits' 7/10 in the NME

Best Single:
'Lissom Unposted Pays' 7/10 in the NME

Records Sold:
248,022 in total (135,975 albums, 112,047 singles).

Reputation:
Obscure

Groupies:
perle has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. ickledurl is strangely fixated perle.

OtherShortly after 'Flexions Rerig Grained's release in June 2005, ickledurl received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.

criminal pink Member Profiles


absinthehorsie

absinthehorsie sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.


sk_2

Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. sk_2 is all of these and more.


ickledurl

ickledurl still finds difficulty in producing anything resembling a discernible note from their bass.

ashod

ashod's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that ashod was just shite at keeping time.


bardot

bardot is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.

Single Releases

#
Title
Date

25
Subchief Evade Fainest
Sep 2005

23
Tauts Tricked
Nov 2005

18
Lissom Unposted Pays
Dec 2005

14
Earrings
Nov 2006

16
Ferruled Lenition Garlicky Pomades Affords
Dec 2006

30
Meetly
Feb 2007

87
Flexions Rerig Grained
Apr 2007

Album Releases

#
Title
Date

37
Pubic Offsides Dauby Milneb Dwarfing Deficits
Jun 2005

17
Syncline
Sep 2006

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