I'm apparently a really shitty muse.
Hahahaha.
So it turns out, Tony did write two songs about me.
The "I Just Want To Die" or whatever song, and "Slut."
Attorney at LOL. Hahahahaha..
Personally, if I'm going to be the muse for some sort of artistic expression.. I'm going to set some ground rules.
1. If we have dated, we may not have dated for less than a month when you tell me that I am your soulmate, and that you want to marry me. I may be the most age appropriate/most attractive ((and yes, I feel comfortable saying that at this point in time)), but chances are, I am creeped out by this, and I want you to get off my dorm room couch, give me the hello kitty blanket back, and let me sleep in my fucking underwear until 4 pm. ALONE.
2. If you are going to use me as a muse, please let the music I inspire NOT SUCK. I personally don't think I suck too much as a person (maybe I'm wrong.) But really.. This shit is out of control. To be fair, "Slut" isn't that bad, until he starts singing, but "I Just Want To Die" cannot redeem itself.
3. Please let the lyrics be audible. Remember, you're paying me homage, motherfucker. You might as well be repeating the alphabet in dutch for all I fucking understand with the shit you're muttering at this point..
Oh by the way, here's their myspace page.
Please, listen to the two songs.
Laugh at the two songs.
I certainly did.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=397717867
So it turns out, Tony did write two songs about me.
The "I Just Want To Die" or whatever song, and "Slut."
Attorney at LOL. Hahahahaha..
Personally, if I'm going to be the muse for some sort of artistic expression.. I'm going to set some ground rules.
1. If we have dated, we may not have dated for less than a month when you tell me that I am your soulmate, and that you want to marry me. I may be the most age appropriate/most attractive ((and yes, I feel comfortable saying that at this point in time)), but chances are, I am creeped out by this, and I want you to get off my dorm room couch, give me the hello kitty blanket back, and let me sleep in my fucking underwear until 4 pm. ALONE.
2. If you are going to use me as a muse, please let the music I inspire NOT SUCK. I personally don't think I suck too much as a person (maybe I'm wrong.) But really.. This shit is out of control. To be fair, "Slut" isn't that bad, until he starts singing, but "I Just Want To Die" cannot redeem itself.
3. Please let the lyrics be audible. Remember, you're paying me homage, motherfucker. You might as well be repeating the alphabet in dutch for all I fucking understand with the shit you're muttering at this point..
Oh by the way, here's their myspace page.
Please, listen to the two songs.
Laugh at the two songs.
I certainly did.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=397717867