Why Scrubs is the funniest thing on TV
The reasons why I love scrubs...
+ Becaus JD calls Turk Brown Bear and or Chocolate Bear and or Mocha Bear
+ Because Elliot was once known as the Bank Farter and Mole Butt
+ Because of Dr. Jan Itor
+And Dr. Acula
+ Because JD was once tackled by the tackling Alzheimers patient who yelled "Who am I" on impact.
+ Because of Elliot Reed "Moment Killer"
+Because Dr. Cox keeps coming up with girls names for JD and once refered to him as "A girls name"
+Because Carla calls JD "Bambie"
+Because of Rowdy
+Because of Elliots German
+Because Elliot says "Frick" "Double Frick" and "Frick on a Stick"
+Because of Elliot's Mexican Apple Thief Fantasy
+and her resmeblence to Gary Busey.
+Also her unusually knowledge of hip hop slang.
"Because of Elliots Strong legs and strong fingers that are like "Tiny Biceps"
+ I love that JD drinks Appletini's and when a mob of gay senior citizens throw parties on his porch and he finds an appletini he wonders when they started drinking straight guy drinks!
+ I love that JD's scooters name is Sasha, his station wagon was named Malik and he wears a hairmet
+I love that he imagines being "Floating head doctor"
"I love that JD and Turk once had a trunk full of pudding.
+I love the flashbacks to JD and Turks College days and their hair.
+ THe sex gongs
+ I love that JD tells people that Turks middle name is Duncan cuz his dad liked Doughnuts
+ Turks infamous audition for the air band to Bel Biv Devoe's Poison.
+ That the Janitor has a tatoo of a mop
+ Dr Kelso's oddly youthful legs
+Anything and Everything about Dr. Cox.
+ I love when they do the thing when someone is talking about Dr. Kelso who is across the room then after they pull back from a closeup Dr. Kelso is right behind them.
+ That Carla has been referred to as both "Carla from the Block" and "Nurse Fajita"
+The Todd's cut off scrubs
+I love nurse Roberts and her gossiping and that she calls the janitor "Jumpsuit"
+Dr. Kelso's gay son
+And finally I love Dr. Mickhead, Colonel Doctor, Gloria, Hooch 'Hooch is crazy', Leonard and Snoop Dogg Intern.