Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
robthestampede's purse (30 points). In January I bought porn for
suthrnbellechan (-10 points). In March I put money in
stevebennett's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday
timesgodjillion and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I turned
xeno_jazz in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-13 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Icingdeath117