Seek and Destroy
Seek and Destroy is a tank RPG game. You play as a tank. All the other characters are tanks too. There are tank towns, tank soldiers, and tank generals. When I pissed off the enemy tank commander in a battle, he jumped (have you ever seen a tank jump?) and cursed me. It's got all the traditional RPG elements: optional bosses, infinitely spawning enemies until you trigger something, the ability to choose your equipment carefully and destroy the game balance, bosses that have multiple stages, and a boss rush at the end (I beat it in <24 hours real time, <10 hours of gameplay).
I don't think I'm emphasizing the tank element enough. You know how in most RPGs there are NPCs wandering around towns that you can talk to, and they'll say something like "this historic town is known for its great slopes" or "please protect us, {name}"? They do that in this game too, but they're all TANKS. And yet there are homes? The tanks would not fit in the homes. It makes no sense.
If you can find a used copy at your local Gamestop it's worth $2.99 for the laughs it provides.
I don't think I'm emphasizing the tank element enough. You know how in most RPGs there are NPCs wandering around towns that you can talk to, and they'll say something like "this historic town is known for its great slopes" or "please protect us, {name}"? They do that in this game too, but they're all TANKS. And yet there are homes? The tanks would not fit in the homes. It makes no sense.
If you can find a used copy at your local Gamestop it's worth $2.99 for the laughs it provides.