53 - Video - I don't have flowers, but I do have chocolate

[ichoosefight]

So which one of you lovely people beat up my dad bad enough for him to wind up in the infirmary?

[ She is obviously not displeased. ]

I owe you a hug, at the very least. Both legs. Somebody tell me you left him to crawl to the infirmary on hands and knees.

[ Private to Bruce, Dick, and Tim ]

[ But now her face falls into a combination of annoyance and

Comments

[breakmychest]

Daddy issues, huh?

[ichoosefight]

Did you get a chance to talk to him?

[breakmychest]

No, I was busy not being there. Doesn't look like my dear old mum got a word in either.

[ichoosefight]

Lucky her.

[breakmychest]

Not exactly the salt of the Earth, I take it?

[ichoosefight]

Shego broke both his legs for being a jerk, if you need an example for scale.

[breakmychest]

...see, that doesn't tell me how jerky he is since I don't know how likely Shego is to break legs.

[ichoosefight]

Jerky enough that his daughter is delighted that somebody broke both his legs.

[breakmychest]

Guess that's bad.

Or you're bloody cold, I suppose. But the first seems more likely.

[ichoosefight]

Trust me, he deserves it.