This is not the Bat you're looking for

[ichoosefight]

[ Filtered away from Wardens, voice, to be deleted after a deal is made ]

Alright, which of you bozos know my daughter, Stephanie? Step right up, I don't bite. In fact, I may even have an offer for you. Goes double if you've got something against Gotham's little 'bat infestation'.

[ Private to Sylar, Hoffman, and Franklin, separately ]I don't

Comments

[doctor_j_crane]

I fail to understand what your daughter has to do with the Batman.

[ichoosefight]

Nothing at all, nothing at all. That just wins you bonus points. So you know her?

[doctor_j_crane]

I do. What's your offer?

[ichoosefight]

That'd depend on how you know her.

[ Private ]

And how you know the bat.

[doctor_j_crane]

I don't know her overly well. We don't get on particularly well.

[Private]

I know him primarily from the times where he's attempted to kill me or otherwise indulged in extreme physical violence.

[ichoosefight]

You ever antagonize her?

[ Private ]

I can get you weapons, if you're interested.

[doctor_j_crane]

Not particularly.

[Private]

No, thank you. Although I'll make sure to inform my warden that you offered. [If he feels like it, gosh.]

[ichoosefight]

Good. I'd hate to think of anybody bullying my little girl. [ Besides him, of course. ]

[ Private ]

What about a warden item?

[doctor_j_crane]

I can't think of anyone in particular who does that.

[Private]

Who did you get a warden item off?

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[ichoosefight]

My daughter's nightstand. You think I don't know her well enough to know where she keeps her diary?

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[doctor_j_crane]

As tempting as that is, I'm afraid I'll be reporting that to my warden as well.

Was there any particular reason why you were offering around contraband goods?

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[ichoosefight]

No skin off my back. Are all the inmates here such goodie two-shoes? It's a wonder they bother keeping you.

I was just going to ask you a favor. Something to help Stephanie.

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[doctor_j_crane]

I'm trying not to completely alienate every warden on the barge at the moment. It's a difficult process.

I might do it anyway, depending on what it is. What were you thinking?

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[ichoosefight]

Just hold on to something for her. She's better off without it.

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[doctor_j_crane]

What is it?

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[ichoosefight]

Something that's bound to get her killed. Again.