31 - Audio - PSA from Batgirl and Robin

Dec 29, 2010 18:55

[ The communicator is set up so that you can see one Cobra Commander® tied up and bat-cuffed in the corner, muttering bitterly to himself. Don’t ask how they got it set up like that or why. It’s a TV show thing. We don’t question it. Batgirl and Robin stand triumphant in the foreground. ]

Good work, Robin!

Gee, thanks Batgirl! We sure make a swell team.

It’s just lucky we got here before he could use that nasty looking ray gun.

Who knows what kind of nefarious plots he could have carried out if we hadn’t been able to stop him in time!

He’s going to prison for a very long time.

Yet another example of how crime does not pay. [And is that a dramatic Burt Ward fist punch for emphasis? Yes. Yes it is.]

You’d think eventually they’d learn. It’s a good thing there are role-models like Batman around.

Of course! If more people followed the example he set, the world would be a better place.

Not that kids should try this at home! Fighting crime is dangerous, and best left to professionals.

But there are other ways you can be like Batman, no matter what your age! Volunteering, doing your chores, or even just helping out your schoolmates are groovy ways to be an every day hero.

That’s right, Robin! But we have crime to fight. We’d better be on our way!

[ And off they go, to fight crime elsewhere, taking the communicator along with them in case the kids have any questions. And leaving Cobra Commander tied up in his corner. There is no police force here. Nobody is coming to get him. Sorry Rex. That’s the real reason crime doesn’t pay. ]

[ooc | Red = Dick, Purple = Steph ]

i totally know what i'm doing, perky blondes do it right, the techno zombie flood was better, i love dick (grayson), lastvoyages, helping people is what i do, i have some talents

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