UMPA-LUMPAAA!!!!
Hahahaaa this was the funniest jesusmas EVER
On the 25th, it was pretty fun, dinner at my grandmother's house, my mom's side of the family (the good side). It was the first christmas in a long time that each and every cousin was there, it was a full house. I played Trivial Pursuit 90's edition with my cousin, Eric and Andrew, it was pretty cool. I think the best part of the evening was when my 30 yr old cousin Kevin came over from god knows where with nothing but the clothes on his back, looking for food, he was unexpected and uninvited LOL. He kept drinking all the booze, smoking every 5 seconds and tried spreading his bullshit ideas of white supremacy. He kept rambling about how Jews are destroying every aspect of the world and how they are controlling everything and they own 90% of the world. He was telling all my young cousins that they don't need to work hard in their senior high school years to do well. (this coming from a man who finally graduated from high school at the ripe old age of 25) This neo-nazi psycho has a swastika tattooed on his torso, is a ex-convict who's been in jail a few times, and has many kids somewhere out there in Canada.
Later that evening, I went to spend the night at my cousin Adèle's house and we literally spent 4+ hours making fun of Kevin, all while playing...yes, you guessed it MARIO PARTY 6! LOL
On the 26th, a wonderfully stupid canadian holiday BOXING DAY WHOOT WHOOT!!;
We made a bet (my parents, eric and andrew and I) before we got to my other grandparent's place about who would comment on my brother's new "clean-cut" look; I said 4, dad said 5, eric said 3, mom said 6 and andrew said 7 and we even bet money on it LOL........my mom won. That family is so vain and shallow to the point that they always comment on things like that, so I thought it would be a good idea to make a bet like that! whenever someone would comment, I would look to my brother or whoever was part of the bet and we would count out loud LOL
Uggghhhh, We were subjected to the conservative side of our family, my dad's EEEEVIL, but funny to poke fun at! You see, my dad's side of the family is all religiously roman catholic, and they are very very serious, capitalist and just, well, so predictable. So, my uncle, Rene, a minister, was recently divorced and now he's living at home with his parents and he now works for them too *chuckles*. He is the very competitive type who thinks he's always right, so when me, Andrew and Eric played Phase 10 with him, (which I won, heehee) we kept heckling him, and he got furious because he was losing. At the dinner table, my uncle Rene was saying grace, and I had started eating and drinking my wine well before that, and even during LOL, it was so hilarious, I offended so many people, relatives and non-relatives, I was glad I could express such disrespect to them and their religion that they were trying to subject me to. We were placed at the "age 40 and below" table, because more than half of the people there were old fucking farts. My uncle Darren and my aunt Angèle were sitting at one end of the table and I was sitting at the "head"(giggle) of the other end. My aunt commented on how the "kids" were behaving because they were at the table, and then I said oh yeah? "mataaante, look at me!!! *picks nose, wipes it on my cousin, then chugs down my pepsi, chocolate milk, my cousin's orange juice and my other cousin's wine" yes, I made a fool of myself, but I soooo proved her wrong LOL
At the dinner table, Andrew, Eric and I could not stop laughing at the conservative stupidity of the rest of the family, so we mocked them by acting up (conservatively). I took my napkin, and shoved it in my collar to make a bib, then I started eating in a fashion in which the bib was necessary LOL. Then my aunt made a stupid comment, saying "you can tell which people here are students living on their own, because we're so skinny..." That's a fucking load of crap, Andrew is not very skinny(he's quite tall and robust, lol) and everybody else is average, it's just me who's naturally skinny because of my high metabolism, I've always been this way...Then Andrew just blurts out "BECAUSE HE MAKES HIMSELF PUKE ALL THE TIME" then, everybody goes silent, and (with food in my mouth) I burst out laughing, and Eric says, "way to go Andrew, that was so inappropirate" LOL we couldn't stop laughing.
They were such rude jerks, whenever they were talking, they would NOT let any of us get any say in any conversation, the stupid bitch of a step-cousin, Sherry, (who seems to have over tanned herself in some cheap tanning bed, because her skin was sooooo orange, she looked like a fucking Umpa-lumpa, I'm dead serious) she kept on staring at us as though we were the biggest freaks of nature...God damn, I just wanted to kill her.
And to top things off, me, Andrew and Eric would pretend to be involved in homoerotic activities throughout the night (when Eric and Andrew were in the wine cellar, and then my aunt Carol and her mother came near the cellar, they awkwardly stumbled out of the cellar immediately saying "We weren't doing anything - We weren't touching anything-ourselves" lol. And also, every time anyone would make a peep, we would get told to SHHHHHH because the baby's sleeping...and you could imagine how we took that and ran with it, we used it to make fun of them so much, when we were talking, we would tell each other and other people SHHHHHHHHHHHH the baby's sleeping! :O LOL
God, what a bunch of losers.
On the 25th, it was pretty fun, dinner at my grandmother's house, my mom's side of the family (the good side). It was the first christmas in a long time that each and every cousin was there, it was a full house. I played Trivial Pursuit 90's edition with my cousin, Eric and Andrew, it was pretty cool. I think the best part of the evening was when my 30 yr old cousin Kevin came over from god knows where with nothing but the clothes on his back, looking for food, he was unexpected and uninvited LOL. He kept drinking all the booze, smoking every 5 seconds and tried spreading his bullshit ideas of white supremacy. He kept rambling about how Jews are destroying every aspect of the world and how they are controlling everything and they own 90% of the world. He was telling all my young cousins that they don't need to work hard in their senior high school years to do well. (this coming from a man who finally graduated from high school at the ripe old age of 25) This neo-nazi psycho has a swastika tattooed on his torso, is a ex-convict who's been in jail a few times, and has many kids somewhere out there in Canada.
Later that evening, I went to spend the night at my cousin Adèle's house and we literally spent 4+ hours making fun of Kevin, all while playing...yes, you guessed it MARIO PARTY 6! LOL
On the 26th, a wonderfully stupid canadian holiday BOXING DAY WHOOT WHOOT!!;
We made a bet (my parents, eric and andrew and I) before we got to my other grandparent's place about who would comment on my brother's new "clean-cut" look; I said 4, dad said 5, eric said 3, mom said 6 and andrew said 7 and we even bet money on it LOL........my mom won. That family is so vain and shallow to the point that they always comment on things like that, so I thought it would be a good idea to make a bet like that! whenever someone would comment, I would look to my brother or whoever was part of the bet and we would count out loud LOL
Uggghhhh, We were subjected to the conservative side of our family, my dad's EEEEVIL, but funny to poke fun at! You see, my dad's side of the family is all religiously roman catholic, and they are very very serious, capitalist and just, well, so predictable. So, my uncle, Rene, a minister, was recently divorced and now he's living at home with his parents and he now works for them too *chuckles*. He is the very competitive type who thinks he's always right, so when me, Andrew and Eric played Phase 10 with him, (which I won, heehee) we kept heckling him, and he got furious because he was losing. At the dinner table, my uncle Rene was saying grace, and I had started eating and drinking my wine well before that, and even during LOL, it was so hilarious, I offended so many people, relatives and non-relatives, I was glad I could express such disrespect to them and their religion that they were trying to subject me to. We were placed at the "age 40 and below" table, because more than half of the people there were old fucking farts. My uncle Darren and my aunt Angèle were sitting at one end of the table and I was sitting at the "head"(giggle) of the other end. My aunt commented on how the "kids" were behaving because they were at the table, and then I said oh yeah? "mataaante, look at me!!! *picks nose, wipes it on my cousin, then chugs down my pepsi, chocolate milk, my cousin's orange juice and my other cousin's wine" yes, I made a fool of myself, but I soooo proved her wrong LOL
At the dinner table, Andrew, Eric and I could not stop laughing at the conservative stupidity of the rest of the family, so we mocked them by acting up (conservatively). I took my napkin, and shoved it in my collar to make a bib, then I started eating in a fashion in which the bib was necessary LOL. Then my aunt made a stupid comment, saying "you can tell which people here are students living on their own, because we're so skinny..." That's a fucking load of crap, Andrew is not very skinny(he's quite tall and robust, lol) and everybody else is average, it's just me who's naturally skinny because of my high metabolism, I've always been this way...Then Andrew just blurts out "BECAUSE HE MAKES HIMSELF PUKE ALL THE TIME" then, everybody goes silent, and (with food in my mouth) I burst out laughing, and Eric says, "way to go Andrew, that was so inappropirate" LOL we couldn't stop laughing.
They were such rude jerks, whenever they were talking, they would NOT let any of us get any say in any conversation, the stupid bitch of a step-cousin, Sherry, (who seems to have over tanned herself in some cheap tanning bed, because her skin was sooooo orange, she looked like a fucking Umpa-lumpa, I'm dead serious) she kept on staring at us as though we were the biggest freaks of nature...God damn, I just wanted to kill her.
And to top things off, me, Andrew and Eric would pretend to be involved in homoerotic activities throughout the night (when Eric and Andrew were in the wine cellar, and then my aunt Carol and her mother came near the cellar, they awkwardly stumbled out of the cellar immediately saying "We weren't doing anything - We weren't touching anything-ourselves" lol. And also, every time anyone would make a peep, we would get told to SHHHHHH because the baby's sleeping...and you could imagine how we took that and ran with it, we used it to make fun of them so much, when we were talking, we would tell each other and other people SHHHHHHHHHHHH the baby's sleeping! :O LOL
God, what a bunch of losers.