Woah, I Made It
Christmas is over and nobody killed each other, homg. I wanted to kill my second cousin, Makenzie, but I restrained myself with the thought that, even if she is a brat, she's only seven or so, so. Acting like a two year old can't possibly be her fault, the spoiled little oadfihaod. Totally not. I also wanted to kill my Aunt Carrie, even if she is my favorite aunt. I found out that she buys her fifteen year old daughter a carton of Marlburros every two weeks when she can barely afford to feed the two of them. It took everything in my power not to just scream in her face when she started complaining about not ever having money and talking about how Shelby is so much trouble. Newsflash, the reason she's a bitchwhore is because you let her be, even encourage it to make you feel better about yourself and your pathetic shortcomings.
Plus, she so obviously wants to sleep with my dad, who is married to her sister. And this is my favorite aunt. We're so Jerry Springer it hurts.
Okay. Still, I didn't kill anyone and I had an okay Christmas. None of us got a lot of expensive stuff this year, but I think that's okay. I got a really, really nice camera that I've been picwhoring myself and Bandit with, a new chastity ring (because I lost my old one), new converse, a FOB poster (which I have a hard time staring at without looking away quickly, wtf), and the Rikki-Tikki-Tavi DVD. Yes, I love that DVD. I watched it at least five times yesterday. Yes, I know it's for five year olds. No, I don't care. It's one of those movies I'll love forever. Peter Pan, The Great Mouse Detective, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, and Robin Hood (Disney's fox version) will always be my favorite movies ever ever ever. Peter, Basil, Rikki, and Robin will always be my ideal personality type(s?) for guys X3 (please note that until this very moment I hadn't noticed that they all have red-brown hair O.o;;).
I also got one of those board game sets with, like, four board games in them. I really hate board games. Dad beat me at Chinese checkers. But I beat him at normal checkers. He plays that online almost every day while I haven't played it in at least year. I count it as a double win.
My brother and sister's birthday is tomorrow. Nick already got his present. It's like a laser tag set except that whenever you get hit you seriously get shocked from the gun. I want to know why my parents would willingly give an almost-fourteen-year-old boy something that he can shock people with. >.<
Whatever, Christmas was okay and I hopefully won't wake up via shockgun.
I hope everyone else had a marvelous Christmas and are ready for DUNDUNDUN! 2008, in which, whatthefuck, I will turn eighteen -blinku-
Plus, she so obviously wants to sleep with my dad, who is married to her sister. And this is my favorite aunt. We're so Jerry Springer it hurts.
Okay. Still, I didn't kill anyone and I had an okay Christmas. None of us got a lot of expensive stuff this year, but I think that's okay. I got a really, really nice camera that I've been picwhoring myself and Bandit with, a new chastity ring (because I lost my old one), new converse, a FOB poster (which I have a hard time staring at without looking away quickly, wtf), and the Rikki-Tikki-Tavi DVD. Yes, I love that DVD. I watched it at least five times yesterday. Yes, I know it's for five year olds. No, I don't care. It's one of those movies I'll love forever. Peter Pan, The Great Mouse Detective, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, and Robin Hood (Disney's fox version) will always be my favorite movies ever ever ever. Peter, Basil, Rikki, and Robin will always be my ideal personality type(s?) for guys X3 (please note that until this very moment I hadn't noticed that they all have red-brown hair O.o;;).
I also got one of those board game sets with, like, four board games in them. I really hate board games. Dad beat me at Chinese checkers. But I beat him at normal checkers. He plays that online almost every day while I haven't played it in at least year. I count it as a double win.
My brother and sister's birthday is tomorrow. Nick already got his present. It's like a laser tag set except that whenever you get hit you seriously get shocked from the gun. I want to know why my parents would willingly give an almost-fourteen-year-old boy something that he can shock people with. >.<
Whatever, Christmas was okay and I hopefully won't wake up via shockgun.
I hope everyone else had a marvelous Christmas and are ready for DUNDUNDUN! 2008, in which, whatthefuck, I will turn eighteen -blinku-