60 Seconds!?
I went to the dentist today. He said my teeth are in horrible condition (some surprise there, huh?). So he prescribed this chemical I have to rinse with for 60 seconds a night after I brush and floss my teeth. Today was my first time with the stuff, and I'm still reeling from it. Have you ever drank bleach? Yeah... s'kind of like that... but for 60 seconds...!! The stuff is near vomit-inducing and I can't drink for thirty minutes afterwards, either...!! Good God, and I still have a whole bottle of this stuff to go.