So here I am working on my senior project, when Taylor (who, mind you, is not working on his senior project) IMs me with an exemplar essay that I have to read. It is the epitome of all essays, he claims, and so I click it. What found was no 5-worthy AP English essay, but rather...
Truly epic win. Almost epic enough that, if it were written on an AP test, the AP test would burst into flames from all the epic and win withing it. So go ahead. Click it. I promise you will derive lulz.
Seriously, if someone wrote their senior project somewhat in this style, they'd go down in history. Forever. It'd be so worth the minus 20% of your English grade. I mean really... what's more worth it--epic win or a failing grade?
This guy just had balls, man. I award him 56 internets.