Drabble: A Twisted Ver. of Cinderella
Title: A Twisted Ver. of Cinderella
Author: Aoki Reiko (ichigocherry)
Pairing: None but if you're biased I think you could spot a few if you squint.
Type: Drabble
Rating: G ~ PG
Genre: Pure Crack
Warnings: I hope you're up to some nonsense. (have many references, so just click the links to know more.)
Disclaimer: How I wish.
A/N: Heavily influenced by Lucky Star OVA. Yes, I literally watched the whole anime in 2 days straight. I tried using the members which suited the characters the most in my view so they might not be well suited. xD;;
Summary: not worth the summary. Title is enough I guess?
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Once upon a ti-
*intemission sound*
author: *coughs coughs* oh screw this. I'm going to write it this way because it's a lot easier. Hey, it's not my fault my mind works like an anime or a manga strip!
daiki: *comes from the side* get on with it already!
author: erk! hai hai! *looks at the side and whispers mostly to herself* hmph, and to think I gave him all that pocky. *turns to audience and imitates Izumi Konata* Saaaa! Hajimaruzamasuyo! Let's get crackin'!
~One fine evening at the Morimoto residence~
The scene opens with Ryutaro watching TV while he sings softly to the song that was playing.
Ryutaro: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all~ WHO DOESN'T KNOW POKEMON, HONESTLY?!
*door opens to show the other Morimoto family*
Oka-san: Jaa.. We're going now, Ryutaro. Please take care of the house, ne?
Ryutaro: *smiles* Haii~ be safe now.
Natsune: Nii-chan, are you sure you're not coming with us? You could use one of your usual disguises.
Ryutaro: Naaah, it's okay. You guys go ahead. It's troublesome anyways with all those paparazzi.
Shintaro: *sweatdrops* Are you forgetting that I'm also a Johnny?
Ryutaro: *grins and messes up Shintaro's hair* I need you to take care of Oka-san and Natsune for me so no excuses, lil bro!
Shintaro: *pouts and shoo's Ryutaro's hand away* oi! watch the hair!
~at the front door~
Natsune, Shintaro: Ittekimasu!
Oka-san: Don't forget to lock the door now, Ryutaro~
Ryutaro: Hai hai~ Itterasshai.
~at the living room~
Ryutaro is back (from locking all doors and windows) with a DS in his hands. The TV is showing a random variety show. Suddenly...
*door opens*
Inoo: Let me realize your wishes~ *starts to dance to Shoujo Jidai's Genie*
Ryutaro: (=A=") what the-? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN. AND WHAT'S WITH WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
Inoo: *shakes head* Maa, maa. Where are your manners, Ryutarin~? I'm a wizard, and we don't tell people our secrets~ twirls around* and hey, I look good in navy suits~ (using the korean video to genie as a reference.)
Ryutaro: *sweatdrops* I think you need a good hit in the head.
Inoo: Oooh~ souka, souka. Poor Ryuu, he's hurt because he was left behind by his family.
Ryutaro: Haah?
Inoo: Nani? You say that you wanted to join them? Maa. I wouldn't want to help you at first but considering you're begging and crying for me to help you then I have to do it. Sigh~ Mattaku ne~?
Ryutaro: Iii ya, I never said anything like that.
~~~~(=w=)~~~~
Ryutaro: *trying hard not to explode* So you're saying that I'm some sort of Cinderella and you're my Fairy Godmother and now I need to go to attend a ball?
Inoo: Hey, hey, Fairy GodBROTHER to you. Though I would make a delightfully pretty Godsister if I say so myself. OHOHOHOHOHOHOH and correct! now~ all we need is transport~ Saa~ *twirls wand outside window and magically made a not so majestic carriage*
Ryutaro: and a fairly diva-ish fairy godsister at that. and what the hell was that? That doesn't even look like a carriage, and you don't even have horses!
Inoo: Tsk, tsk. You don't have to be so picky, Ryutarin~ Come come outside and let's go!
Ryutaro: No way. I'm not going!
Inoo: Eh, is it because of the no horse thing? Jaa, then *twirls wand and out come Yuto in a horse costume*
Yuto: What the-? Why am I not in Keito's house? and why am I in a horse costume?
Inoo: No time to explain, we need to help Ryu!
Yuto: Ooooh~ okay!
Ryutaro: *falls down anime style* such... naiveness...
*turns to Inoo* I didn't mean this! I'm saying I'm not going because I don't want to go to the ball anyways!
Inoo: Matta matta~ *shrugs*
Ryutaro: Don't think you can understand people so easily. *crosses arms* Anyways, I'm not going!
Inoo: Zettai?
Ryutaro: Zettai!
Inoo: Sigh~ *walks away while holding on to Yuto's 'leash'* Come Yuu-chan. *went out and closes door*
(*muffled voices* Yuto: Eh? So are we going to Keito's yet?)
Ryutaro: Mattaku~ What is he really thinking?
*suddenly the ground shakes*
Ryutaro: Whoah! an earthquake? *runs outside and opens door to find that the house is moving on tank wheels.*
NANI O KORE?!
Inoo: *sitting on roof* Oh~ Ryuu~ I forgot to tell you that it's dangerous outside.
Ryutaro: You did this?!
Inoo: Sou da yo~ :3
Ryutaro: Stop it right this instant!
Inoo: *ignores* since Ryutarin doesn't want to come out of his house, might as well go directly there~
Ryutaro: *vein pops out* Wakatta wa yo! I'll go! now stop it this instant!
~~~~(=w=)~~~~
Yuto: *riding a bike that is attached to the carriage* Whee~ I think I might make this as my new hobby~~~~~~
Inoo: I'm looking forward to the ball~
Ryutaro: *sits with arms crossing* Not interested.
Inoo: *grins* You're actually really happy inside, right? You tsundere~~~~
Ryutaro: Tsundere ja nai! and why are you going too? I thought the fairies stay behind in fairytales?
Inoo: *ignores* Oh yeah; it's a rare occasion so let me dress you up!
Ryutaro: What the-? Hey, I just said -
Inoo: *twirls wand*
Ryutaro: *changes into a hamster costume* what the?
Inoo: *changes into cat costume* eeeeeeh, Ryu looks so kawaii! Not as cute as me... but still!
Ryutaro: THIS IS NOT EVEN SUITABLE FOR A BALL. CHANGE ME BACK.
Inoo: Eh? And I could finally dress Ryu up~. *twirls wand again*
Ryutaro: No one asked you to! now change me back!
Inoo: Hai~ *changes Ryutaro into a Li Syaoran costume while changes himself into an Hiiragizawa Eriol costume*
Ryutaro: What's with the Cardcaptor Sakura get-up??
Inoo: Ehehehe. Whoops. Guilty. *twirls wand and changes Ryutaro's clothes*
Ryutaro: *sweatdrops* Why am I in a Ciel Phantomhive costume and you're in a normal wizard robe? Do you really want to get hurt?? And why is Keito here in a Sebastian Michealis costume??
Keito: I think I better just sit here and not say a word.
Yuto: KEITORIN! YOU'RE HERE! 8D
GOMEN. I CAN'T TALK NOW. *wheezes* gotta *wheezes* help Ryu *wheezes* by bringing him to the ball!
Keito: *sigh* let me help you with that.
Yuto: Uwaaah, Keito is really reliable ne??
Ryutaro: *sweatdrops* I feel like me and Yuto has reversed roles and he's now the one being Keito's Master....
Inoo: OOOOOH, I always wanted to see Keito in a butler suit, he really does look like Sebastian ne? Just kidding, just kidding. I'll turn you back now. *starts to cast a spell when the wand's 'star' fell off*
Whoopsie daisy.
Ryutaro: Eeeh?
Inoo: Gomen Ryutarin, I can't change you back!
Ryutaro: *more veins popping* You.........
~~~~(=w=)~~~~
Inoo: Destination reached~!
Ryutaro: Eh.. this is not the ball... Where is this? *looks up to read the sign*
~STRAWBERRY EATING CONTEST~
Yamada: I wouldn't mind going to this competition EVERYDAYYYYYYYYYY. XD
Yabu: and the winner for this round is YAMADA RYOSUKE! *crowd goes wild*
Yamada: *steals microphone from Yabu* Today is the day! Just you wait, *points to the VIP section* TAKAKI YUYA!
Takaki (in a prince costume): Alright! Just go and win, win, win! May the best man win! and that best man will become my briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!! *crowd goes wilder*
Inoo: Oooh, things are about to heat up, ne? =u=
Ryutaro: I don't really care about this.
Takaki: OOOOH~ Ryu-chaaan~ *runs towards Ryutaro and the others* I knew you'd come for me~~~~~~~~~
*huggles Ryutaro* Love.
Ryutaro: Urussai. *pushes him away* You're so annoying.
Takaki: Did you dress up just for me? -OuO-
Ryutaro: Chi. Ga. U.
Takaki: Ryu-chan will also compete right, right?
Ryutaro: No. I won't.
Takaki: Why not? Just join! I'll help you pass all the matches~
Ryutaro: Then why'd you set up the competition if you're going to help ME pass them through? I don't even want to join, nor do I want to be your bride!
Takaki: What is this, Ryu-chan? So cold~~~ *sniffles*
Inoo: Don't worry, my prince. He's just warming up~ :ifyouknowwhatImean:
Takaki: *glittery eyes* You mean...?
Inoo: *le nod and grins*
Ryutaro: *sweatdrops* IT'S NOT THAT. Argh. This is why I didn't want to come in the first place. Inoo, I want to go home.
Takaki: Eeeh? You're going already?
Ryutaro: As long as I'm back before 12, I'm can change back, right? If I go back late, the carriage'll disappear.
Inoo: *le shock* He saw right through me.... =___=
Takaki: *le flaily arms* come on, come on; play with me~~~ D:>
Ryutaro: (=_='') are you a kid?
~~~~(=w=)~~~~
*le on the way home*
Ryutaro: *saw his house(with the tank wheels) still in the middle of the street * Wait a minute, Inoo. The house is still here. Can't you put it back?
Inoo: *takes out a battered wand with sticky tape all over it* Don't worry, "Starling Inferno" has been fixed. :D
Ryutaro: *sweatdrops* looking at that, I'm more worried than ever.
*suddenly the tank wheels gave way and the house became permanently still in the middle of the road, Ryutaro's and Inoo's clothes changes back to their normal clothes and the carriage disappeared along with Keito and Yuto.*
Ryutaro: Eh? *turns to Inoo*
Inoo: It seems that the time's up *saying it with no hint of worriness* :D
Ryutaro: EEEH? USO!! It's already 12 o clock?? What about the house?? D:
Inoo: Just leave it like that. *opens a lollipop wrapper and puts the lollipop in his mouth*
Ryutaro: *feels a headache coming* "Leave it like that" you say? Try using magic to change it back!
Inoo: Iya~~ Just to say th truth I'm just a human bestowed with magic, so my magic will be gone by 12 o clock as well~
Ryutaro: No way!!!! Then does this mean.... *the headache IS REALLY coming now *
Inoo: Oh! I remember the incantation that could reset everything!
Ryutaro: Hontou? *relieved sigh* quickly, say it then!
Inoo: I can't do it. It has to be you who casts it, Ryutarin.
Ryutaro: So tell me!
Inoo: *whispers the words in Ryutaro's ears*
Ryutaro: *major sweatdrops* Do I really need to say it?
Inoo: Un! Shout it out!
Ryutaro: Eeeeh? Shout it out??
Inoo: Hai, hai! You can't reset everything if you don't shout it out~
Ryutaro: Urgh, *blushes* Okay, okay, I'll do it. Someday, you're going to pay for this. *takes a deep breath*
~scene changes to Ryutaro waking up from his sleep on top of the Horikoshi roof top~
Ryutaro: LET'S FUCK TONIGHT~ !
......Eh?
*looks around to see Nishii Yukito and Tanaka Juri beside him with their OMG-WTF-JUST-HAPPENED-FACE*
(In his mind: holy shit.)
Yukito/Juri: .....
Ryutaro: *MAJOR BLUSH MOMENT*
Yukito/Juri: *robotic voices, still having their omg-wtf-moment* daijoubu dayo, Ryu. We won't tell anyone. Our lips are sealed. *starts to get away from the scene*
Ryutaro: Yo-You're wrong! I-It's not what you think!
Juri: Oh right. I have to send a short mail to Inoo-sempai. Jyaa.
Ryutaro: I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT LIKE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. LISTEN TO ME YOU TWO! *chases both of them*
~~~~(=w=)~~~~
Owari.
I should be getting ready to be murdered. HAHAHAHAH. This failed so much. I suck in endings okay. and everything's in a rush as always.
Dedicated to mirazuki_yuuri and august_gee who has been nagging me since forever to write a crack fic. This is hard I tell you. ;w; It's harder for me because my mind works like an anime so it's harder to express it in words.
Nevertheless, hope you guys enjoyed the crackness of this post. xD
COMMENT AND BE READY FOR MORE CRACK. MUAHAHAHAHA.