[One Piece] Some Kind of Kink
Title: Some Kind of Kink
Pairing: SanUso
Rating: T
Warnings: Boyxboy, implied sexual situations, language,
Summary: The crew has come up with a system to prepare for the part of Sanji and Usopp's relationship that no one wants to stick their noses in.
Note: This was fun to write, but I also feel like it could be better. I have other things I'd like to finish right now, so if I feel its necessary I might come back to this.
Nami expected the banging noises from the kitchen and almost didn't look up from the newspaper in her hands until she realized that Zoro was currently lifting weights in the crow's nest and nowhere near Sanji. And the only other person that could be part of those noises-
She sighed and let go of her newspaper to cover her face. "Oh God, they're not- Shit," she sighed, the newspaper thrown to the side as she lifted herself out of the lawn chair and glanced towards the other woman on the ship. "Robin, warn the others. I think Sanji and Usopp are going to make a beeline for the storage room."
"Are they the cause of the noises?" Robin asked without looking up from her book.
"I think so."
The archeologist closed her book crossed her arms as her eyes slipped shut, speaking up when nothing happened. "Franky, Brook, it seems Sanji and Usopp are hoping to use the storage room again. If you are in their path, I suggest you find some sort of cover," she said.
The door to the aquarium bar slammed open when Franky tried to run out to the deck. "Are you sure? Where are they?" he asked.
"In the kitchen," Nami replied, wincing when a loud bang echoed from the kitchen. "And they're approaching the door fast from the sounds of it."
"They're going to be on the deck any second now," Robin said. "Where is Brook and Luffy?"
Luffy emerged from his signature spot on Thousand Sunny's figurehead, pulling his straw hat over his head and looking at Nami in confusion. "Is Sanji gonna be busy with Usopp for long? I'm getting hungry," he frowned.
"I don't think you'll be getting food anytime soon."
The kitchen door suddenly opened and for once, the crew was surprised to find Sanji calmly walking out of the room and adjusting his tie. Usopp on the other hand was starting to scramble towards the men's cabin, red faced and completely unaware that the rest of the crew was watching him. Sanji, who was dragging on the last bit of a cigarette, stared at all of them without a hint of emotion.
"If it's alright, Usopp and I are going to be in the storage room for a while," he said, walking to one of the stair cases and throwing his used filter of the side of the ship. The door to the men's cabin was wide open, Usopp peeking around the frame as he waited for Sanji. And the cook seemed to like what he saw, making a quick dash to the door without a word from anyone else.
The sound of slamming wood against a door frame made the rest of the crew look at each other and sigh. Brook emerged from the other side of the cabin as the other door closed, chuckling under his breath. "Ah, it seems our cook and sniper are very lively this afternoon," he said.
Nami slapped herself gently, a sign that she was growing tired quickly. "I need something to drink. But I'm afraid to see what kind of state the kitchen is in," she whispered under her breath.
"Ah, no need to worry. It seems Sanji not only kept the mess to a minimum, but he also made snacks."
"Awesome! Food!"
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Zoro was completely lost in his own thoughts when he walked into the men's cabin and found Usopp completely stripped naked and covered up with one of Sanji's shirts, which fit his smaller form like some sort of night gown. He didn't speak up as he stared, catching the younger man blush a furious shade of red while reaching into his locker. His hands, clenched around that familiar wooden mask he wore when he was Sogeking, was just about to pull said mask out of his locker.
They stood in silence for a moment, Zoro in the middle of wiping his face with the towel around his neck and Usopp stammering for words. "U-Umm, Zoro. I-I-I'm just… grabbing this," he whispered. He quietly closed his locker and crept to the other side of the room, giving Zoro the opportunity to see that the shirt was the only thing Usopp was wearing, before opening the door to a storage room and running inside.
The door was only closed for a moment before Zoro relaxed, but he jumped at the sound of the cook's voice, especially when the pitch was slightly raised higher than normal and his shock was practically visible through the door. "What the hell?"
Pairing: SanUso
Rating: T
Warnings: Boyxboy, implied sexual situations, language,
Summary: The crew has come up with a system to prepare for the part of Sanji and Usopp's relationship that no one wants to stick their noses in.
Note: This was fun to write, but I also feel like it could be better. I have other things I'd like to finish right now, so if I feel its necessary I might come back to this.
Nami expected the banging noises from the kitchen and almost didn't look up from the newspaper in her hands until she realized that Zoro was currently lifting weights in the crow's nest and nowhere near Sanji. And the only other person that could be part of those noises-
She sighed and let go of her newspaper to cover her face. "Oh God, they're not- Shit," she sighed, the newspaper thrown to the side as she lifted herself out of the lawn chair and glanced towards the other woman on the ship. "Robin, warn the others. I think Sanji and Usopp are going to make a beeline for the storage room."
"Are they the cause of the noises?" Robin asked without looking up from her book.
"I think so."
The archeologist closed her book crossed her arms as her eyes slipped shut, speaking up when nothing happened. "Franky, Brook, it seems Sanji and Usopp are hoping to use the storage room again. If you are in their path, I suggest you find some sort of cover," she said.
The door to the aquarium bar slammed open when Franky tried to run out to the deck. "Are you sure? Where are they?" he asked.
"In the kitchen," Nami replied, wincing when a loud bang echoed from the kitchen. "And they're approaching the door fast from the sounds of it."
"They're going to be on the deck any second now," Robin said. "Where is Brook and Luffy?"
Luffy emerged from his signature spot on Thousand Sunny's figurehead, pulling his straw hat over his head and looking at Nami in confusion. "Is Sanji gonna be busy with Usopp for long? I'm getting hungry," he frowned.
"I don't think you'll be getting food anytime soon."
The kitchen door suddenly opened and for once, the crew was surprised to find Sanji calmly walking out of the room and adjusting his tie. Usopp on the other hand was starting to scramble towards the men's cabin, red faced and completely unaware that the rest of the crew was watching him. Sanji, who was dragging on the last bit of a cigarette, stared at all of them without a hint of emotion.
"If it's alright, Usopp and I are going to be in the storage room for a while," he said, walking to one of the stair cases and throwing his used filter of the side of the ship. The door to the men's cabin was wide open, Usopp peeking around the frame as he waited for Sanji. And the cook seemed to like what he saw, making a quick dash to the door without a word from anyone else.
The sound of slamming wood against a door frame made the rest of the crew look at each other and sigh. Brook emerged from the other side of the cabin as the other door closed, chuckling under his breath. "Ah, it seems our cook and sniper are very lively this afternoon," he said.
Nami slapped herself gently, a sign that she was growing tired quickly. "I need something to drink. But I'm afraid to see what kind of state the kitchen is in," she whispered under her breath.
"Ah, no need to worry. It seems Sanji not only kept the mess to a minimum, but he also made snacks."
"Awesome! Food!"
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Zoro was completely lost in his own thoughts when he walked into the men's cabin and found Usopp completely stripped naked and covered up with one of Sanji's shirts, which fit his smaller form like some sort of night gown. He didn't speak up as he stared, catching the younger man blush a furious shade of red while reaching into his locker. His hands, clenched around that familiar wooden mask he wore when he was Sogeking, was just about to pull said mask out of his locker.
They stood in silence for a moment, Zoro in the middle of wiping his face with the towel around his neck and Usopp stammering for words. "U-Umm, Zoro. I-I-I'm just… grabbing this," he whispered. He quietly closed his locker and crept to the other side of the room, giving Zoro the opportunity to see that the shirt was the only thing Usopp was wearing, before opening the door to a storage room and running inside.
The door was only closed for a moment before Zoro relaxed, but he jumped at the sound of the cook's voice, especially when the pitch was slightly raised higher than normal and his shock was practically visible through the door. "What the hell?"