Ow, fuck, surgery hurts...
Like the title says, man, it's it fucking painful! D<
Yes, I am back... and sooner than I orginally thought too! Heh heh, your love brought me back. XD It was laproscopic and I have four incisisions. Owwie. They hurt like hell. They ended up having to blow my stomach up with gas to make it easier as well.
And guess what! It turns out I actually had three kidneys. WTF?!
When I was a baby, the doctor had been VERY worried about me because my right kidney had been full of liquid... but then one day, it just disappeared and they couldn't figure out what it was exactly that happened. Well, now we know. LOL.
The third kidney (which my doctor LOVES to refer to as "Mini Kidney" Like Mini Me from Austin Powers) was about the size of a golf ball and looked like a balloon. They took that out while they were at it. Ow, fuck man. The gas in me hurt almost as much as the surgery itself.
I ended up getting four doses of Morphine yesterday because it hurt so bad... and I'll be getting Vicoden for the next three weeks. Ouch. It is VERY painful.
I have to breathe through THIS weird thing 10 times every hour. It ensures that I don't get Pneumonia. It hurts a lot. Breathing hurts, especially deep breaths. O.O;; Know what really hurts? The hiccups. I had them twice yesterday. They hurt so bad I almost cried. Aww, man. It was the worst pain I'd ever experienced in my life.
My doctor say he wants me to sleep, walk a lot, and then sleep some more... A LONG cycle, you see? XD
Regardless, all in all, the operation was successful and went pretty well. I'm so happy. XD YAY!
Yes, I am back... and sooner than I orginally thought too! Heh heh, your love brought me back. XD It was laproscopic and I have four incisisions. Owwie. They hurt like hell. They ended up having to blow my stomach up with gas to make it easier as well.
And guess what! It turns out I actually had three kidneys. WTF?!
When I was a baby, the doctor had been VERY worried about me because my right kidney had been full of liquid... but then one day, it just disappeared and they couldn't figure out what it was exactly that happened. Well, now we know. LOL.
The third kidney (which my doctor LOVES to refer to as "Mini Kidney" Like Mini Me from Austin Powers) was about the size of a golf ball and looked like a balloon. They took that out while they were at it. Ow, fuck man. The gas in me hurt almost as much as the surgery itself.
I ended up getting four doses of Morphine yesterday because it hurt so bad... and I'll be getting Vicoden for the next three weeks. Ouch. It is VERY painful.
I have to breathe through THIS weird thing 10 times every hour. It ensures that I don't get Pneumonia. It hurts a lot. Breathing hurts, especially deep breaths. O.O;; Know what really hurts? The hiccups. I had them twice yesterday. They hurt so bad I almost cried. Aww, man. It was the worst pain I'd ever experienced in my life.
My doctor say he wants me to sleep, walk a lot, and then sleep some more... A LONG cycle, you see? XD
Regardless, all in all, the operation was successful and went pretty well. I'm so happy. XD YAY!