Set your Phasers to WTF?
Okay, so I had the wierdest dream in the history of wierd-ass dreams last night, not even kidding. The WTF amp was set to 11.
I'm at the top of a three-story daycare, I am about 11-12 years old, and I am in a wheelchair. My mom is up there with me, the colors are mixing and mingling with each other, and the little children are all playing games. I approach my mom, and I say "I'm goin' downstairs" and she's like "Okay, be careful".
So, I start off going down the stairs. In my wheelchair. I'm going down the stairs in a wheelchair, and everyone is acting as if it's the most normal thing in the world. So I pass all three levels of the daycare (It's liekwoah awesome, BTW.) and when I get to the bottom of the stairs, I go outside. The town is really pretty and old, it has alot of grand-looking buildings with pillars and shit. And every building has all these really gorgeous renaissance dresses hanging from them. IDK why, but HOLY FUCK were they amazing, I wanted all of them.
After I'm done wheeling about the town, I roll myself over to my cousin's hair-salon (which exists IRL), only to find that it's now a Forever 21 type store that she owns. Oh, and did I mention I have aged to seventeen in the last half-second? The building is gorgeous, with tall white pillars and white marble at the entrance.
I enter the building and my cousin Karla is so happy to see me. I lift myself up out of my wheelchair, and hang from a pipe for a few seconds until I get tired, then I sit on the floor, sans wheelchair. This is where it turns the already high amounts of WTF even higher. She wants me to try on earrings, so she brings out her "sales associate"... AND IT'S A VERY FRIGHTENED LOOKING TOS CHEKOV. Apparently, he's being forced to work there against his will or something, and he starts putting earrings on me. (Like STICKING THEM IN MY EARHOLES. WTF.) I must know him, or something, because I'm like "Ohhh, sweetie, come here!" and he runs into my arms and I'm holding him and hes all like D=. (Hehe, no complaints =D)
Then, there's an earthquake... Which turned out to be my dad's LOUD Eurovan outside the window waking me up. D= So that was the end of my dreams for the day. =( I was so close to kissing Chekov too!!!!!!!!
So... yeah. I had to tell someone, but I didn't know anyone who would appreciate it except all of my ONTD_ST friends, so I hope a few of them read this.
Oh, and on a related note, I was peeling the skin off of my healing sunburn the other day, and a piece came off in the shape of the Starfleet insignia!!! I was so happy for a second... Then I realized that I needed a hobby. DDDD=
I'm at the top of a three-story daycare, I am about 11-12 years old, and I am in a wheelchair. My mom is up there with me, the colors are mixing and mingling with each other, and the little children are all playing games. I approach my mom, and I say "I'm goin' downstairs" and she's like "Okay, be careful".
So, I start off going down the stairs. In my wheelchair. I'm going down the stairs in a wheelchair, and everyone is acting as if it's the most normal thing in the world. So I pass all three levels of the daycare (It's liekwoah awesome, BTW.) and when I get to the bottom of the stairs, I go outside. The town is really pretty and old, it has alot of grand-looking buildings with pillars and shit. And every building has all these really gorgeous renaissance dresses hanging from them. IDK why, but HOLY FUCK were they amazing, I wanted all of them.
After I'm done wheeling about the town, I roll myself over to my cousin's hair-salon (which exists IRL), only to find that it's now a Forever 21 type store that she owns. Oh, and did I mention I have aged to seventeen in the last half-second? The building is gorgeous, with tall white pillars and white marble at the entrance.
I enter the building and my cousin Karla is so happy to see me. I lift myself up out of my wheelchair, and hang from a pipe for a few seconds until I get tired, then I sit on the floor, sans wheelchair. This is where it turns the already high amounts of WTF even higher. She wants me to try on earrings, so she brings out her "sales associate"... AND IT'S A VERY FRIGHTENED LOOKING TOS CHEKOV. Apparently, he's being forced to work there against his will or something, and he starts putting earrings on me. (Like STICKING THEM IN MY EARHOLES. WTF.) I must know him, or something, because I'm like "Ohhh, sweetie, come here!" and he runs into my arms and I'm holding him and hes all like D=. (Hehe, no complaints =D)
Then, there's an earthquake... Which turned out to be my dad's LOUD Eurovan outside the window waking me up. D= So that was the end of my dreams for the day. =( I was so close to kissing Chekov too!!!!!!!!
So... yeah. I had to tell someone, but I didn't know anyone who would appreciate it except all of my ONTD_ST friends, so I hope a few of them read this.
Oh, and on a related note, I was peeling the skin off of my healing sunburn the other day, and a piece came off in the shape of the Starfleet insignia!!! I was so happy for a second... Then I realized that I needed a hobby. DDDD=