The Philosophy of Food
Okay, I'm convinced that you can determine a persons sexual style based on their eating habbits. I know, you thinking this is obsurd, but here me out.
I classify eaters into two catagories: Slow Eaters and Gobblers.
The Gobbler devours his food seeking only to satisfy the grumbling in his stomach. Forcing the food down his throat to quickly dissolve his hunger. This is a battle, a race and who is that watching me!
This in turn translates into his sex life:
Ripping clothing off and leaping right in! No chance in stopping this train, it's on track full steam ahead - WATCH OUT!
The Slow Eater takes his time, savoring each bite enjoying every last drop. Putting hunger behind him he knows he'll get there, but in the mean time he's going to enjoy the ride. A connoisseur, he knows his meal and everything about it. He's not satisfying urge here, but seeking an experience.
Again, this translates into his sex life:
We're not in any rush here... He takes his time, slowly removes clothing taking time to "Smell the Roses" in his stroll this intimate enterprise. Studying her body and learning her dance he engulfs hiself in her. Soaking up every last drop of this experience - nothing else exists until this is over.
Just a little philosophy from your friend Dave.
I classify eaters into two catagories: Slow Eaters and Gobblers.
The Gobbler devours his food seeking only to satisfy the grumbling in his stomach. Forcing the food down his throat to quickly dissolve his hunger. This is a battle, a race and who is that watching me!
This in turn translates into his sex life:
Ripping clothing off and leaping right in! No chance in stopping this train, it's on track full steam ahead - WATCH OUT!
The Slow Eater takes his time, savoring each bite enjoying every last drop. Putting hunger behind him he knows he'll get there, but in the mean time he's going to enjoy the ride. A connoisseur, he knows his meal and everything about it. He's not satisfying urge here, but seeking an experience.
Again, this translates into his sex life:
We're not in any rush here... He takes his time, slowly removes clothing taking time to "Smell the Roses" in his stroll this intimate enterprise. Studying her body and learning her dance he engulfs hiself in her. Soaking up every last drop of this experience - nothing else exists until this is over.
Just a little philosophy from your friend Dave.