CAMP MEETING >[

Aug 26, 2011 19:23

Okay you little shits. Rules.

NO WANDERING OFF INTO THE WOODS UNSUPERVISED. 
We have already had injuries [here's looking at you, Neji] Half the forest being set alight [an exagguration, but he's looking at you, Sabaku brats] and.. I don't even know what to call that but don't do it again [yes he heard about your little trip tp play with rabbits, Gaara, and he is looking at you.]

WHILE YOU ARE ALL OUT HERE WITH ME, THE OTHER STAFF HAVE BEEN SENT TO SEARCH YOUR CABINS. 
All alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, dangerous objects and anything else deemed unsuitable have sicne been removed. And don't worry, we checked everywhere. [So that's too bad, brats!]

Now, onto the main topic. [He points to a bench behind him, where there are a pile of survival packs- backpacks, tent packs, rations, with some maps and compasses beside them] Split up into groups of three-to-six.  I am being nice and letting you choose your own because I don't want the damn drama. You will be taking these maps and compasses and making your way to another campsite, which is 15 miles through that forest. You will have to camp out over night, tents with instructions have been provided.

Apparently, I have been told that I am not allowed to just send you all out on your own, even if I want to. So once you have formed your group, choose a member of staff to ask to be your group leader.

Right. Get to work!

[//LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT IT. HE USED TO BE SO CAREFREE AND CALM. YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO HIM, I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY]
[OKAY SO GROUPS. I THINK THERE ARE 12 ACTIVE STUDENTS SO WORK WITH THAT. ANY MEMBER OF STAFF THAT WANT TO VOLUNTEER FOR GOING OUT ON FUN CAMPING TIMES ALSO, COME COMMENT HERE. I WILL UPDATE THIS PSOT WITH GROUPS AND STAFF AVALIABLE.]
[BY THE WAY, HE TOTALLY MARKED THE WRONG STARTING POINT ON YOUR MAPS, PROBABLY ON PURPOSE, SO ENJOY GETTING HORRIBLY LOST AND TRY NOT TO DIE :|]
DAT LIST
--Konana
--Kakashi MAYBE ONLY IF YOU ARE A NICE GROUP OF LIKE, HINATA AND SAKURA AND.. YEAH :|
--Iruka
--Obito
--Itachi
--Hashibanana

life is fail, hate work, work is fail, hate life, hate brats, stress

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