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[ichaboding]

I lost this thing for a while. It was under the sink. Think I chucked it there when I was trying to clean. Hope I didn't miss much.

[...]

Apparently Emerson is pregnant. Who knew?

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[weekafternext]

You know, I've always wondered how a house can truly be considered full without filling the touted cats vs. dogs quota.

[ichaboding]

Can it?

[weekafternext]

You know, I rather think it can't.

[ichaboding]

Exactly what I was hoping.

[weekafternext]

I believe it will be my birthday present to myself. When is dear Emerson due?

[ichaboding]

Another month. Think you can wait that long?

[weekafternext]

Well, a month certainly is a long time. Who knows how I'll feel in a month!

(Which, I hope you're aware, darling, means of course I can.)

[ichaboding]

Good. Emerson is a good-looking guy girl. You'll be able to find a cute one.

[takingmemos]

WHAT

[ichaboding]

Sounds like you're getting a kitten.

[takingmemos]

SHE DID NOT CONSULT ME FOR THIS, HENRY

[ichaboding]

Don't forget to breathe as you panic.

[takingmemos]

there's no brown paper bag available. how inconvenient.

[ichaboding]

You're a survivor.

[takingmemos]

cough cough wheeze wheeze. tell me the kittens will be ridiculously cute, at least. emerson's a good-looking cat, right?

[ichaboding]

Pushing it, Toby. Yeah. He She's a handsome one.