Why I am much taller than most people.

Mar 06, 2006 21:08

A combonation of gravity and obscure references to movies people have not seen.

I would like to welcome myself to the wonderful world of blogging. I will now celebrate by dancing a jig.
For those of you who could not see that, it was awesome. Please feel free to also dance a jig. Thank you, Sean.

I would like to make one movie recommendation to you if I may and I will. The title of the movie is "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter". It is, beyond a shadow of doubt, the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Which, as we all know, makes it the best movie ever made. Just to give you an idea, here is the actual logline, "Jesus uses kung fu to fight vampires who are killing lesbians." And his partner? A Mexican wrestler named El Santo. I think I have said enough.

I am pleased to say that my job as Events Coordinator continues to offer some excellent opportunites. I am planning events for Sharon Butala, Rudy Wiebe, Yann Martel, Guy Vanderhaeghe, David Suzuki, Rohinton Mistry, and Douglas Coupland. Others in the potential category include Gail Bowen, Anthony Bidulka, George Elliot Clarke, John Ralston Saul, Anthony Bourdain, and Jose Saramago. And I might get to go to the big Book Expo in Toronto this summer. Everybody "OOH" and "AAH". Dammit. Do it. Damn kids...

Yeah, what else is there...nothing! Hooray, I'm pointless!

your it.

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